Sideshow Ben
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I'll have four tax burgers, one IRS-wich, withhold the lettuce, four dependent-sized sodas, and a FICA-ccino.
If the giant shit has to represent the 500th episode, he should've taken it 250 episodes ago and kept it in a box until it next week.
I'll bring the Gazpacho. Everyone can look forward to that.
Cyanide.
EDIT: Meh.
a 500th episode party? no doubt the episode would not live up to the hype suurounding it so maybe some LSD pills
Rice Krispies treat Marge would have made for a fundraiser but she was in jail, thus Springfield got a statue of Jimmy Carter.
That eclair that French chef made that had some kind of bomb as revenge against Homer, who was a food critic.
Octopus with x-tra tentacles (Bart).