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Here you will find numerous impressions of Simpsons characters (arranged in alphabetical order) which have been sent to us over the years. Also, feel free to submit your own Simpsons character imitation to us - see the instructions on the right. Enjoy the sound clips.

Akira
"Ah hah hah, ah hah hah, ahh, ah, your humble website has been deemed worthy of existing in the honorable bookmark list of Akira, from The Simpsons." - Rex Lee
akira-rexlee.MP3
"Hey, he looks like you! Ah, hah hah, ah, ah." - Claire Hojnacki
akira-claire.MP3
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
"I see you like my tofu dogs." - Luis Andrade
apuclip.wav
"I can't believe you don't shut up!" - Brad Dugan
apu-dugan.MP3
Ned Flanders: "...Can't put a price on a miracle!"
Apu: "I can't believe you don't shut up! Oh, I am sorry, I have been rude. As a token of apology, please take one of these babies." - Jonah Flynn
apu-flynn.MP3
"I'm not sure, I'm not sure if you heard me correctly, sir. You cannot have a giant Squishee. I don't care if your name is Anthony Moody." - Anthony Moody
apu-moody.MP3
"I won't lie to you. On this job, you will be shot at." - Frank M.
apu-frank.MP3
"He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers.... still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had." - Frank M.
apu2-frank.MP3
Barber at Snippy Long Stockings
"If you keep squirming there's going to be a little bald girl with no lollipop." - Ben Bishop
barber.MP3
Barney Gumble
"What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for?! (gasp) Someone spilled beer in this ashtray! (slurp) Ah!" - Dan B.
barney-danb.MP3
"Have you heard the latest, Homer? Anthony Moody sounds just like me." - Anthony Moody
barn-moody.wav
"...If you have a problem, no one else can help, and you can't find them, maybe you can hire the A Team (belch)." - Anthony Moody
barn2-moody.MP3
Here is Tom Neyens' attempt at imitating Barney.
barney-tom.wav
"That's just drunk talk, sweeeet beautiful drunk talk." - Charles Lloyd
drunktalk.MP3
Bart Simpson
"Woaaah ho, here we go." - Stefanie Becker
bart-stefanie.wav
Bleeding Gums Murphy
"Oh, come on Lisa, I got a date with Billie Holiday." - Ben Bishop
murphy.MP3
"You've made an old jazzman happy, Lisa. You must avenge my death, Kimba, d-I mean, Simba. Luke, I am your father. This is CNN. Would you guys pipe down? I'm saying goodbye to Lisa. We're sorry." - Ben Bishop
jazzman.MP3
Bumblebee Man
Here's Luis Andrade's impression of the Bumblebee Man.
beeman.wav
"No, que lastima!" - Dan B.
bee-danb.wav
Chief Wiggum
"Umm, Ralphie, if your nose starts bleeding it means you're picking it too much... or not enough. This is police chief Daniel Gottesman." - Daniel Gottesman
chief-daniel.wav
"Aww c'mon, continue. C'mon...aww...all right Lou, open fire." - Dan B.
chief-danb.MP3
"Lookin' good boys, especially you, Falcone." - Joshua Falcone
falcone.MP3
"Oh boy, oh boy. Lookin' good, Lou." - Dave Hinds
wiggum-dave.wav
Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel
"Hey ma, cousin Anthony Moody sounds just like me." - Anthony Moody
cletus-moody.wav
"Hey ma, look at that pointy haired little girl, hu-yuck!" - Frank M.
cletus-frank.MP3
Listen to the Cletus scene from "22 Short Films About Springfield." - Alex Wall & Gareth Watts
cletus.MP3
"Hey ma, tell everyone that Allen Harrison sounds just like me, (singing) 'cuz I'm Cletus the slack-jawed-yokel!" - Allen Harrison
yokel.MP3
"Never you mind, Brandine, you just go back to birthin' that baby, 'cause I'm Cletus the slack-jawed-yokel!" - Davide
yokel2.MP3
Comic Book Store Guy
"Ohh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I cannot allow you to waste them here..." - Matt Quinn
cbgmatt.MP3
"Worst episode ever." - Vanessa Campbell
worstever.wav
"This impersonation of myself is, without a doubt, the worst episode ever." - Daniel Gottesman
cbg-daniel.wav
"This, this is worth nothing." - Alex Jones
cbg-alex.wav
"Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, for you are making me laugh." - Evan Serwinski
cbg-evan.MP3
"But Aqua Man, you cannot marry a woman without gills, you're from two different worlds...... oh, I've wasted my life." - Kevin Mears
aquaman.MP3
"Worst episode ever." - Jarrod
worstever.MP3
"Very well, I shall return back to my comic book store where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them." - Ben Bishop
insults.wav
"Worst impersonation ever!" - Jonah Schwartz
worst.MP3
"That is a picture of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore. I will give it to you for a mere three dollars..." - Dave Hinds
cbg-dave.wav
DNA Professor from "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)"
"Whoa, hey there, DNA testing takes 6 to 8 weeks ....did I say weeks? 'Cause I meant seconds." - Kevin Bradley
dna.wav
Dr. Nick
"Hi, everybody!" - Dan B.
drnick-danb.MP3
Duff Man
"Duff Man can't breathe!" - Mike Ferro
breathe.wav
"Are you ready to get Duffed?!" - Frank M.
duffman.MP3
"That's a mug you don't want to chug, ohhh yeah!" - Kevin Bradley
chug.MP3
Frank Grimes
"I'm not your buddy, Simpson. I don't like you. In fact, I hate you. Stay the hell away from me!" - Mark Veldhuizen
grimes-mark.MP3
Gil the Salesman
Here's an outstanding collection of Gil quotes voiced by Jonah Flynn.
gil-flynn.MP3
Groundskeeper Willie
"Aye, I've got a cripple of arthritis in my index fingers. I got it from space invaders in 1972." - Dan B.
willie-danb.MP3
"I was fighting wolves, when you were still sucking on your mother's teet!" - Scott C.
teet.MP3
Hans Moleman
"If only the sugar were as sweet as you sir..." - Thomas Acornley.
hansmoleman.wav
Homer Simpson
"D'oh!" - Andrew Marulanda
doh-andrew.wav
"D'oh!" - Brendan Csaposs
doh-brendan.MP3
"Exactly...heh heh heh....d'oh!" - Mike S.
homer-mike.wav
"Mmm...beer." - Justin Walter
mmmbeer.wav
"Now Marge, you're gonna hear a lot of craaaazy stories about Bart working in a burlesque house." - Matt Hauser
homer-matt.MP3
"First you didn't want me to get a pony. Now you want me to send it back. Make up your mind!" - Phillip Cary
pony.MP3
"Hello, I'm Homer Simpson and this is my impersonation of Jonah Schwartz." (Hah) - Jonah Schwartz
homer-jonah.MP3
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Mailman: "Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: "I... don't know." - Gareth Watts
letter.MP3
"You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaaaaaming!" - Matt Hauser
flaming.MP3
"D'oh!" - Louis M. H.
d'oh.MP3
Huckleberry Hound from "Behind the Laughter"
"I was soooo gay. But I couldn't tell anybody!" - AJ Doucett
huckleberry.MP3
Itchy & Scratchy
Here Gareth Watts tries to duplicate the famous theme song.
themesong.MP3
Jasper
"Was that me or was that you? Oh..." - Thomas Acornley
jasper-thomas.wav
Kang and Kodos
Kang: "I am Admiral Kang and this is my sister, Kodos."
Kodos: "Hello." - Dan B.
aliens-danb.MP3
Kirk Van Houten
"Uh, that's okay, Homer. You know me, and I'm a superstar at the cracker factory." - Dan B.
kirk-danb.MP3
Kirk: "Uhh, you're letting me go?!"
Executive: "Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers...we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without."
Kirk: "So, that's it. After 20 years, 'So long, good luck.'?"
Executive: "I don't recall saying 'Good luck.'" - Frank M.
kirk-frank.MP3
"Uhh, Milhouse, give him back his soul. I've got work in the morning." - Frank M.
kirk-frank2.MP3
Krusty the Clown
Krusty: "And here she is, kids. My new court order sidekick: Mrs. No Means No. Mmmwoah, you're hot! Want to get something after the show? ...But I have dinner with all my co-stars, right, Mel?"
Sideshow Mel: "We've never spoken outside of work."
Krusty: "Heh heh...ah ha ha..ohhhhh." - Dan B.
krusty-danb.MP3
"Wuh heh heh heh heh heh! Ugh...I need a drink." - Dan B.
krusty2-danb.MP3
"Uggghhhh... shouldn't have turned down those cue cards." - Adam Wolf
krustywolf.MP3
Little Girl from "The PTA Disbands"
"Hello? Mrs. Pommelhorse? I'd like to get down now." - Brad Dugan
girl-dugan.MP3
Marge Simpson
"Hmmmmmm!" - Brad Dugan
mar-dugan.MP3
"This is a new sound which I'm trying out now. Thank you, Anthony Moody, for your assistance." - Anthony Moody
mar-moody.wav
Milhouse
"No, I think she's hot!" - Angi Duke
milhouse.MP3
"So why'd I have the bowl, Bart? Why'd I have the bowl?" - Miliana Rosana
bowl.MP3
Moe
"Am I really that ugly?" - Thomas Acornley
moe-thomas.wav
Mr. Burns
"Drive, Smithers, drive!" - Adam Markajani
burnsadam.mp3
"Good lord, Smithers, you look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation." - Adam Graczyk
burns-adam.wav
"Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go the lobby and get ourselves some snacks." - Adam Graczyk
burns2-adam.MP3
"Oh, how I love that cheesecake." - Jason Graczyk
burns-jason.wav
"Excellent." - Justin Walter
burns-justin.wav
Mr. Burns: "Smithers, tell me who that is."
Smithers: "Why it's Anthony Moody, sir, a drone from 9G."
Mr. Burns: "Oh, well call this Anthony Moody to my office. ...Oh yes, he's fired." - Anthony Moody
burns-moody.MP3
Mr. Burns: "Smithers, who's that lazy procrastinator in Section 7G?"
Smithers: "Umm, that would be Simpson, sir."
Mr. Burns: "Excellent. Have him terminated at once. But first... let's go to the lobby for a snack. That was Eric Kneifel doing Mr. Burns and Smithers." - Eric Kneifel
terminated.mp3
Ned Flanders
"Well, if God didn't make little green apples it's Homer Simpson!" - Dave C. (vegasian)
apples.MP3
Otto
"Wooaaah, hey there little Lisa." - Eric Kneifel
otto-eric.MP3
"Can we get one of those guitars that's like a, you know, double guitar?" - Frank M.
otto-frank.MP3
"...But if you need proof of my identity, I wrote my name on my underwear. Ohh, oh wait, these aren't mine." - Frank M.
otto2-frank.MP3
Bart: "Otto, wait, why don't you come with me? You can stay in our garage."
Otto: "A garage! Ohh, somebody up there likes me!" - Frank M.
otto3-frank.MP3
Patty: "...When you do good, I'll use the green pen. When you do bad, I'll use the red pen. Any questions?"
Otto: "Yeah, one. Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't wanna offend you, but you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open-minded." - Frank M.
otto4-frank.MP3
"The only thing I was ever good at was driving a bus, and now the man says I need a piece of paper to do that." - Frank M.
otto5-frank.MP3
"Drivin' the bus is all I know how to do, but now the man says I need a piece of paper to do it!" - Matt Huaser
otto-matt.MP3
"My name is Otto, I love to get blotto!" - Michael Williams
blotto.WMA
Patty Bouvier
"Marge, you could've done a lot better than marrying that fat slob, Homer. Oh look, MacGyver's on!" - Simran Dhadda
patty-simran.wav
Patty: "Now say, 'I am Homer Simpson, the lowly dog' ...in a dog's voice!"
Homer: "I am Homer." - Dan B.
patty-danb.MP3
Pimple Faced Kid
Here's AJ's impression of the Pimply Faced Teen. - AJ
pimple.wav
"Here's your taco, sir. Whoops, it dropped in the frier. I'll get it. Oww! Oww!" - Justin
pfk-justin.MP3
"...It happened again!" - Frank M.
pfk-frank.MP3
Professor Frink
"Ahh, you stupid monkey..." - Alex Jones
monkey.wav
"Mmmheey! Mmhey... Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he makes you laugh, he makes you think. He likes to run, and then the thing with the umm..uh, person. Ohh boy, that monkey is gonna pay..." - Dave C. (vegasian)
frinkazoid.MP3
"Oh no, my wife is going to kill me... mmmhey!" - Ross Byrne
frink-rossb.MP3
Radio Announcer
"All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson, with the message 'I am coming to kill you, slowly and painfully.'" - Claire Hojnacki
announcer.MP3
Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain)
"Homer, remember to wipe your sweat off the machine. I got a terrible rash last night." - Dave Gutierrez
rash.wav
"From here they appear to be tied, but I will go in for a closah' look.....on further inspection, deese are loafers." - Nate Gilmore
mcbain-nate.wav
"Sherman, I just realized you made fun of me. Now you will pay..." - Beaker1st@aol.com
mcbain.MP3
Ralph Wiggum
"I once picked my nose 'till it bleeded." - Andy Reynolds
picked.wav
"I saw Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me." - Jesse R.
babies.MP3
"I'm special. My cat's name is Mittens." - Davide di Michellangelo
special.WAV
Here is Kyle Veatch's attempt at imitating Ralph.
ralph-kyle.WAV
"Ms. Hoover? I don't have a red crayon. I ate it." - Caitlin Sisquo
ralph.MP3
"No, the doctor told me I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there." - Jay Labansky
nosebleeds.wav
"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers -- unless they do. This one did. Ouch!" - Gareth Watts
ralphbush.MP3
"The doctor said if I keep my finger out of my nose it would stop bleeding." - David Klen
ralphw.MP3
Rod & Todd Flanders
Rod: "I got that joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart."
Todd: "Where?"
Rod: "Down in my heart!"
Todd: "Where?" - David Klen
rodtodd.MP3
"Daddy says dice are evil. We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way." - Jake
evildice.wav
"Iron helps us play!" - Jake
iron.wav
Roy from "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
"Yo yo, how's it hangin' everybody?" - Frank M.
roy-frank.MP3
Ruth Powers
Here's Amanda Dressel's impression of Ruth, with various quotes from "Marge on the Lam".
ruthpowers.wav
Sarcastic Clerk
"Hey fatty, I've got a movie for yah: 'A Fridge Too Far'" - Frank M.
clerk-frank.MP3
"Yeah, ya better make it quick, kids. In five minutes this place is turning into a Starbucks." - Andrew Campbell
clerk.MP3
"Holster. Bandoleer. Silencer. Loudener. Speed-cocker. And this thing's for shooting down police helicopters." - Jimmy Critch
guns.MP3
Selma Bouvier
"We know something you don't want Marge to know. Now we own you, like Siegfried owns Roy." - Frank M.
selma-frank.MP3
Senr Ding-Dong
Senr Ding-Dong: "It is I, Senr Ding-Dong!"
Lisa: "I thought you were just a marketing gimmick."
Senr Ding-Dong: "There was a time when that was true, but now, Senr Ding-Dong lives again!" - Gareth Watts
dingdong.MP3
Sherri and Terri
Sherri: "Look at him, I bet he didn't study again."
Terri: "And now he's gonna try to kiss up and get answers from us. He's pathetic." - Angi Duke
pathetic.MP3
Snake
"All right... I'm taking this thing to Mexico." - Frank M.
snake-frank.MP3
"Yoink dot com backslash losers!" - Evan Serwinski
snake-evan.wav
"...We're going to Mexico." - Dave Hinds
snake-dave.wav
Snowball II
Here's an imitation of Snowball II submitted by Nils and Nina.
snowball.wav
Superintendant Chalmers
Chalmers: "Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"
Skinner: "Yes." - Dan B.
chalm-danb.MP3
Troy McClure
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such fishing films as 'Cast Out' or 'The Reel Deal.' That was Eric Kneifel doing Troy McClure." - Eric Kneifel
McClure.MP3
TV Salesman at the Ogdenville Outlet Mall
"Listen, I'm not gonna lie to ya, those are superior machines. But if you like to watch TV ... and I mean really watch it, you want the Carnivale..." - Kevin Bradley
salesman.MP3
Very Tall Man
"Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile? Everyone needs to drive a vehicle." - Eric McKeon
tallguy-eric.MP3
"Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?" - Dave C. (vegasian)
VTM.MP3
Vincent Price
Vincent Price: "Hello, my name is Vincent Price, mwahahahah. Hello men, I've been waiting for you, mwahah. Blast this infernal clutch!"
Jody: "Give it some gas, grampa."
Vincent Price: "Quiet, Jody." - Kevin Mears
vincent.MP3
Miscellaneous Characters
Ned Flanders: "Hi diddly ho there, neighboroone."
Homer: "Shut up, Flanders."
Ned Flanders: "Well, whatcha got goin' on there, Homer? I see a little thing going on.."
Homer: "I said 'Shut up.'" - Jake Lennington
shutup.wav
Mr. Burns: "Smithers! I think I'll give you a raise!"
Nelson: "Ha ha!"
Homer: "D'oh!" - S.G.
raise.wav
Homer: "D'oh!"
Marge: "Mmmmm."
Bart: "Aye, carumba!"
Mr. Burns: "Excellent." - Dan B.
phrase-danb.MP3
Dan B: "Wait, so instead of imitating one cartoon clown I've imitated two? That's much worse."
Krusty: "About five thousand volts worse if you know what I mean! Aaanhh, bzzzz, sizzle." - Dan B.
clowns-danb.MP3
This is the scene from when Manjula's water breaks in "Eight Misbehavin.'" - Alex Wall & Gareth Watts
kwik-e-mart.MP3
Grampa Simpson is nearly shot by Burns' assassin in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish." - Gareth Watts
assassination.MP3
Pro wrestler Bret Hart dislikes the "old man" stink in Mr. Burns' mansion, so Smithers tries to cheer up Burns. - Boyd and Davide
oldman.MP3
Cletus and Cousin Merle bring terrible news to Sideshow Bob and his brother. - Stephen Frizzle
4F14.MP3
Bart and Milhouse want an all-syrup super squishee, but Apu is hesitant. - Adam Wolf
squishee.MP3
Mr. Burns: "Take her down, Smithers."
Smithers: "But sir, you're flying the plane."
Mr. Burns: "Excellent." - Gareth Watts
plane.MP3
Here's a mini-episode done by Joe Karound with Simpsons characters expressing their opinion on marijuana legalization (this clip is not safe for work).
marijuana.mp3
Download this file to listen to Alex K. do impressions of Barney, Bumblebee Man, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick, Duffman, Homer, Krusty, McBain, Otto, Professor Frink, Smithers & Mr. Burns, Snake, Superintendent Chalmers & Principal Skinner, and Troy McClure.
alex.zip


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