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High Point OG
Yo homies its me again. remember that "How would you change da Simpsons movie" thred? Well MY ideas for improovement got liked 5 TIMES mofucka. So Im gonna start writin my own version of da movie an itll be a better story.
First heres a preview! I already penned one of da fuckin songs! This is "Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK" by Marge Homer an da kids an its sung when the mobs around there house an they find out that Homer took a shit in da bushes when he was stuck in traffic an had 2 go really bad. Its how da town gets contaminated in THIS version cuz in THIS version they ate pig shit the pig. An its kind of a rap song an set to THIS beat (go to 0:25: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaOesSZjQfw
Marge: Homer, why did you do that?
Homer: I dunno
Marge: Why did you do what you did?
Homer: I-
Marge: Why did you act so stupid?
Homer: But-
Marge: Why did you not hold it in?
Marge: I can't believe that you went and took a shit
Now you got the whole town paying for it
Homer: But I had to take a shit really fucking bad!
Have you ever been in traffic an had to go so bad?
I thought the bushes would be okay and not corrupt it
Marge: Well look what you did! Now we're ALL in shit!
And on top of that you lied for like weeks
I oughta slap the motherfuckin shit outta your fat cheeks
I can't believe I married someone who takes a shit and sucks
Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK!
Homer: But MAAARGE!
Marge: Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK!
Homer: NO!
Marge: Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK!
Lisa: WAAAH DAD YOU MONSTER I HATE YOU!
Bart: I do too! First my BALLS then THIS!
Marge: Homer... is he telling the truth about this?
Homer: YEAH I CHALLEGED HIM ALRIGHT! I DIDN'T KNOW
Marge: Well look what happened, jesus you really BLOW!
You sent our only son to get his balls burned off
I ought to blow your fucking head off
I hope this mob does kill you off
Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK!
Homer: STOP MARGY!?
Marge: Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK!
Homer: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Marge: Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK!
Homer: WAIT MARGE!
Marge: Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK!
If that aint real I dont know what is. An there will be more songs too in this order
1: Protect Ya Neck (rapped by the WU-TANG CLAN instead of shitty ass green day in da float scene)
1: I'm So Fat An Drunk An I Wanna Kill Flanders (sang by HOmer)
2: Yo The Bartman's Back (An I'm Robbin All Your Shit And Virginity) (rapped by Bart)
3: Oh Please Save Da Wales An Monkys An Fishies An Shit (sung by Lisa)
4: Homer You SUCK you Fat FUCK (rapped by Marge homer an Bart an Lisa)
5: I Love Blowin Shit Up (sung by Russ Cargills)
6: Da New Gran Canyon (rapped by SNOOP DOGG in da commercial)
7: Were Gonna Kill Everyfuckinbody (even kids) (rapped by Russ Cargills an Bart)
So stay tuned its gonna be REALLY fuckin good.
First heres a preview! I already penned one of da fuckin songs! This is "Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK" by Marge Homer an da kids an its sung when the mobs around there house an they find out that Homer took a shit in da bushes when he was stuck in traffic an had 2 go really bad. Its how da town gets contaminated in THIS version cuz in THIS version they ate pig shit the pig. An its kind of a rap song an set to THIS beat (go to 0:25: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaOesSZjQfw
Marge: Homer, why did you do that?
Homer: I dunno
Marge: Why did you do what you did?
Homer: I-
Marge: Why did you act so stupid?
Homer: But-
Marge: Why did you not hold it in?
Marge: I can't believe that you went and took a shit
Now you got the whole town paying for it
Homer: But I had to take a shit really fucking bad!
Have you ever been in traffic an had to go so bad?
I thought the bushes would be okay and not corrupt it
Marge: Well look what you did! Now we're ALL in shit!
And on top of that you lied for like weeks
I oughta slap the motherfuckin shit outta your fat cheeks
I can't believe I married someone who takes a shit and sucks
Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK!
Homer: But MAAARGE!
Marge: Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK!
Homer: NO!
Marge: Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK!
Lisa: WAAAH DAD YOU MONSTER I HATE YOU!
Bart: I do too! First my BALLS then THIS!
Marge: Homer... is he telling the truth about this?
Homer: YEAH I CHALLEGED HIM ALRIGHT! I DIDN'T KNOW
Marge: Well look what happened, jesus you really BLOW!
You sent our only son to get his balls burned off
I ought to blow your fucking head off
I hope this mob does kill you off
Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK!
Homer: STOP MARGY!?
Marge: Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK!
Homer: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Marge: Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK!
Homer: WAIT MARGE!
Marge: Homer you SUCK you FAT FUCK!
If that aint real I dont know what is. An there will be more songs too in this order
1: Protect Ya Neck (rapped by the WU-TANG CLAN instead of shitty ass green day in da float scene)
1: I'm So Fat An Drunk An I Wanna Kill Flanders (sang by HOmer)
2: Yo The Bartman's Back (An I'm Robbin All Your Shit And Virginity) (rapped by Bart)
3: Oh Please Save Da Wales An Monkys An Fishies An Shit (sung by Lisa)
4: Homer You SUCK you Fat FUCK (rapped by Marge homer an Bart an Lisa)
5: I Love Blowin Shit Up (sung by Russ Cargills)
6: Da New Gran Canyon (rapped by SNOOP DOGG in da commercial)
7: Were Gonna Kill Everyfuckinbody (even kids) (rapped by Russ Cargills an Bart)
So stay tuned its gonna be REALLY fuckin good.