Orange Is The New Yellow 3/10
# Like I've said before, I care zero about the cloud gags. But this one is worth mentioning as they actually point out it's the season finale, which is the first time that kind of thing has happened.
+ Couch gag is fine.
½- The "Homer says it's a certain day but it's actually not that day" joke done again. Meh.
+ Mr. Burns keeps Homer at work with plumbing. This is a pretty funny bit.
? How did Maggie get a hand of the garage opener?
Nothing of note happens for 2 minutes, not worth reporting.
- Sigh, a smartphone joke. Great.
+ Wiggum's pun "Sylvester Alone" elicited a smile from me.
+ I like how they parody the cliché of cops drawing their guns.
-- But seriously, Marge is arrested just for leaving her 10-year-old son alone at the park? When he's not even hurt or anything? This is ridiculous!
+ Wiggum winking at the family from the car window was amusing at least.
? Don't really get what Kent Brockman means when he says neglience is boring.
- Jacqueline is arrested so they can make a really bad Hannibal Lecter joke.
-- Helen Lovejoy claims Marge is a bad mother. God, I've always hated Helen, she's so annoying.
--- Look, I know what kind of town this is. But even for Springfield, giving someone 90 days for letting their 10-year-old off at the park for a few minutes is FUCKING STUPID!
- The bad jokes start immediately with Marge in prison.
+/- Some townspeople help Homer out with food which is sweet I guess, although Helen's presence is pretty weird since she for some reason always has hated Marge.
- Poor joke with Kirk being pathetic. I mean, I think Kirk can be hilarious, he's one of the most underrated characters. But the way they misuse him nowadays is so cringeworthy, I really want to see his character utilized better.
+/- Marge is kicking someone down when she's having enough of being put down, but I mean... There's just something about the execution which bothers me. Perhaps it's the bland direction of the scene which is at fault.
+? -? Ned reveals he helps Homer and his family out so much because he knows how it's like to lose a wife himself. Okay, what the fuck man! That is just dark
-- Marge hangs up on her family because she thinks they get too talky. Wow. Just wow.
-- She later also mocks Homer when he was worried she would go to the chair. GOD!
+ (after someone who was beaten gets into her cell) "Everyone falls asleep here so easily!"
+ Prisoners move in a body when Marge goes away because she has a visitor.
--- If the plot wasn't already awful, it sure got a lot worse now! Marge is somehow
sad Homer managed to make her free, so she shoots with a gun in the air to make sure she can stay?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!
--- This also makes the joke where Homer wants Marge to help him with something even worse.
+ Homer says "Somebody up there must like me". Jesus says to God that he doesn't. Heh.
+ Homer has a vision of himself as the perfect homemaker, which is funny. I also like how it fails due to him being a "secret alcoholic", as well as Moe's tongue-in-cheek comment: "Thank God it's only your imagination."
- Homer has a lot of kids on a leach, which is... not a very good joke.
- Oh, NOW you miss your family, Marge? SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU USED A GUN, YOU STUPID SON OF A...!
+ When was the last time we saw Arnie Pye? Nice to see him again anyway.
-- Kavner's voice is terrible for the first 2 lines when Marge sees Homer dressed as a prison guard.
- Homer doing his "guard routine" isn't funny.
+/- Bart and Lisa being clingy was cute I guess, but I mean... The emotional ending with the family hugging in the closet doesn't work because of how poorly characterized Marge has been in this episode.
# I was expecting Abraham to be kicked out when he entered the closet, but he wasn't. Good, that would've been a predictable joke.
Holy crap, talk about going out with a storm, eh? Just kidding, this episode is terrible! I couldn't care about the story at all, since it was such a blatant rehash of Marge In Chains. Even how Homer treats the whole situation was pretty familiar. Let me talk about how garbage the writing here is. In Marge In Chains, we felt sorry for Marge because she had pushed to the breaking point and then shoplifted. It was a crime for sure, but we rooted for her since she did something she didn't mean to and got crap for it. But here? She gets 90 days in prison for a absolutely retarded reason (which almost makes me hate Wiggum) and as if that wasn't bad enough, she would rather spend TWO MORE MONTHS in prison than see her family! Okay, if you really fucking hate your family that much, maybe you should see a therapist instead????? Because anyone willing to spend more time in prison over seeing their family has some serious mental issues. Isn't Marge supposed to be the loving and caring mother? And doesn't she love her kids no matter what? Apparently not! Look at Homer Alone. She just needed a break, then she went back and felt like normal again. But this was not about a break. SHE WOULD RATHER SPEND TIME IN PRISON THAN FUCKING SEE HER FUCKING FAMILY!
The jokes were just horrible as well, I didn't even react sometimes. That part with Flanders sad over his wife was also so fucking weird I didn't even know what to say. What was
that all about???
Dreadful season finale, a real stinker.