You have:check inventory
You engage the guard in a discussion about the environment. The guard engages with you, arguing about the necessity of nuclear power as an alternative energy source. You have a thoughtful debate and learn a few things. Your IQ rose by 3 points!DISCUSS the environment and what must be done to save it, boring the guard to sleep and allowing entry to the plant.
You don't know where your father is, and you're not sure if you really want to see him. He's been so cold and distant lately. Whenever you call him, he just gives you more money and tells you how many exp you need to get to the next level.Find FATHER and VERBALLY CRITICIZE him.
Then FIND MR BURNS and ATTACK him, as even with your low STRENGTH POINTS you should be able to wound him.
You accuse Mr. Burns of being a black-hearted plutocrat who's destroying the environment, but you don't think he heard you.VERBALLY CRITICIZE MR BURNS.
The HELP FILE is not a tangible object and its true worth cannot be determined!assess monetary value of HELP FILE
You give the guard the Playdude magazine, but he is indifferent to it!give GUARD PLAYDUDE
enter NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
goto MR BURNS OFFICE
You go down the street, over the bridge, etc. etc. until you enter the Kwik-E-Mart.Goto Kwik E-Mart
Ask APU how to get FAKE ID
(commands ignored; if/else returned false)(in the event that Lisa cannot goto Kwik-E-Mart and Apu is not present, )Go to 742 Evergreen Terrace.
Ring DOORBELL.
Enter.
Recite HELP FILE to WHOEVER OPENS THE DOOR FOR YOU.
Hand THIS PERSON the SECRET STASH NOTE.
Go to KITCHEN
Open REFRIGERATOR DOOR
Open WHICHEVER CABINET THE SALT IS IN
Salt WOUNDS
Equip BB GUN.
Sit and wait.
You run all the way to the SPRINGFIELD PRESBYTERIAN HOSPITAL. It honestly would have been a lot easier if you had gone to the hospital before the Kwik-E-Mart but you like to live dangerously.RUN to HOSPITAL
ASK for APPOINTMENT
HEAL wounds
GO to MILHOUSE'S HOUSE
"Milhouse isn't here," his mom snaps. "I think he went over to Noiseland Arcade. He said something about a key. I remember because he was oddly specific. Now if you don't mind, I have some business to attend to." She slams the door.CONVINCE MILHOUSE to DISTRACT GUARD
ENTER NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
RADIATE YOURSELF
You return to Springfield Elementary.GO to SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
use SECRET STASH NOTE to OPEN LOCKERS
EMPTY CONTENTS into INVENTORY until INVENTORY IS FULL
go to SIDEWALK
WAIT for PASSER-BY
ENGAGE PASSER-BY in GAME of ANAGRAMS
EXIT GAME after FIRST ROUND
GO to SCHOOL GYMNASIUM
discard ISSUE OF PLAYDUDE
PICK UP BALL
BOUNCE BALL ONCE
drop BALL
collect ISSUE OF PLAYDUDE
exit GYM
go to LEMON TREE
You eat several LEMONS. Ordinarily you would gain 12 HP, but your HP level is already maxed out!EAT LEMONS in an attempt to raise ATTACK POINTS.
Then kill ANIMALS in an attempt to raise EXP and get to LEVEL 2.
You face eastward. You can see ELM STREET and, beyond that, SPRINGFIELD AMPHITHEATER.face EAST
You are not sure how to go about performing that action.Seek out Goose Gladwell
You are now wearing all three jackets.PUT on JACKETS
jump TWICE
GO to SHELBYVILLE
GAWK at YELLOW FIRE HYDRANTS
You don't see any random Shelbyvillians to not shoot with the shotgun!DO NOT SHOOT random Shelbyvillyans with SHOTGUN
SWALLOW 2 Birth contol pills
EAT bannana
OGGLE Corey Posters
The SPRINGFIELD AIRPORT is almost exactly as far as possible from your present location and you are tired of walking!GO to SPRINGFIELD AIRPORT
BUY one (1) one-way plane ticket to LONDON LUTON, ENGLAND
STAND PERFECTLY STILL
When boarding process starts, BOARD THE PLANE
WHEN PLANE LAND at LONDON LUTON, EXIT plane
Pass through SECURITY
FIND A BUS to CENTRAL LONDON and ENTER
(commands ignored; if/else returned negative)(in the event that you do not have enough money for the plane ticket) POINT SHOTGUN at TICKET COUNTER PERSON
SAY:
"If you don't give me one-way plane ticket to LONDON LUTON, ENGLAND, I will blow your fucking brains out, bitch!''
When TICKET COUNTER PERSON gives you one-way plane ticket to LONDON LUTON, ENGLAND, shoot any ARMED SECURITY GUARDS THAT ARE GOING TO ATTACK YOU
When boarding process starts, BOARD THE PLANE
WHEN PLANE LAND at LONDON LUTON, EXIT plane
Pass through SECURITY
FIND A BUS to CENTRAL LONDON and ENTER
Please specify a thing to teach self to play.TEACH SELF how to PLAY.
There are no passersby! There is only a blank void! This game was designed poorly!WAIT for PASSER-BY
ASK PASSER-BY about ALAN SHERMAN.
You are now wearing the retainer over your invisible braces.wear retainer
The game is already updated to the latest version (Version 3.14, 10/12/2004)!UPDATE GAME
Instead of doing all that, you just walk south back to Springfield.Dismantle BB-GUN.
Dismantle SKATEBOARD.
Use INTELLECT to put together components from inventory and create GYROSCOPE.
Use GYROSCOPE to assess whether or not there is gravity. (also, extra parts permitting, build ACCELEROMETER so you can feel the g's.)
IF gravity is detected, use its torque-and-all-that to walk towards the massive space until out of the void.
ELSE, Float and remain inert alternatingly until a PURPLE SUBMERSIBLE enters view. Wave.
You cannot return to somewhere you have not yet visited!RETURN to CENTER of SPRINGFIELD
unscrew HEAD OF JEBEDIAH SPRINGFIELD STATUE
assess INSIDE of STATUE
IF statue is SECRET ENTRANCE, CLIMB IN
IF statue contains VALUABLE ITEMS, collect ITEMS
IF statue is JUST A STATUE, CAREFULLY replace HEAD and enter SPRINGFIELD TOWN HALL
There is no try!!!TRY to gain the PITY of RANDOM SPRINGFIELDIANS with your NEWFOUND EMOTION.
Then MANIPULATE SPRINGFIELDIANS to gain EXP.