Write Our Own Simpsons Story III: This Time It's Personal

On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he:
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he run back to his house to get a video camera, but
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer tries to make it bigger using the power of the plutonium in the reactor. But
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he gets beaten up by the cafeteria lady and shoved into a van. Apparently the cafereria lady is linked to the mob, Homer is held hostage as the mob's private residence and is filmed with a video camera and transmitted to the Simpsons' house. The mob people go outside for a cigarette or two, whilst Homer
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he gets beaten up by the cafeteria lady and shoved into a van. Apparently the cafereria lady is linked to the mob, Homer is held hostage as the mob's private residence and is filmed with a video camera and transmitted to the Simpsons' house. The mob people go outside for a cigarette or two, whilst Homer tries to escape from the mob. He tries to jump out the window, but it is too big a jump and he would die. So he
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he gets beaten up by the cafeteria lady and shoved into a van. Apparently the cafereria lady is linked to the mob, Homer is held hostage as the mob's private residence and is filmed with a video camera and transmitted to the Simpsons' house. The mob people go outside for a cigarette or two, whilst Homer tries to escape from the mob. He tries to jump out the window, but it is too big a jump and he would die. So he goes into the mob's bedroom and ties the sheets to make a way to climb down. Homer climbs down and then realises he needs a video camera to film that damned UFO, he goes to town to find one, but on the way he bumps into
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he gets beaten up by the cafeteria lady and shoved into a van. Apparently the cafereria lady is linked to the mob, Homer is held hostage as the mob's private residence and is filmed with a video camera and transmitted to the Simpsons' house. The mob people go outside for a cigarette or two, whilst Homer tries to escape from the mob. He tries to jump out the window, but it is too big a jump and he would die. So he goes into the mob's bedroom and ties the sheets to make a way to climb down. Homer climbs down and then realises he needs a video camera to film that damned UFO, he goes to town to find one, but on the way he bumps into a famous person. But the person does not want to tell Homer his name, so
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he gets beaten up by the cafeteria lady and shoved into a van. Apparently the cafereria lady is linked to the mob, Homer is held hostage as the mob's private residence and is filmed with a video camera and transmitted to the Simpsons' house. The mob people go outside for a cigarette or two, whilst Homer tries to escape from the mob. He tries to jump out the window, but it is too big a jump and he would die. So he goes into the mob's bedroom and ties the sheets to make a way to climb down. Homer climbs down and then realises he needs a video camera to film that damned UFO, he goes to town to find one, but on the way he bumps into a famous person. But the person does not want to tell Homer his name, so Homer throws him off a cliff. Turns out it was Chief Wiggum, who calls for backup and Homer gets arrested. Homer can make one phonecall in jail, his call is to
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he gets beaten up by the cafeteria lady and shoved into a van. Apparently the cafereria lady is linked to the mob, Homer is held hostage as the mob's private residence and is filmed with a video camera and transmitted to the Simpsons' house. The mob people go outside for a cigarette or two, whilst Homer tries to escape from the mob. He tries to jump out the window, but it is too big a jump and he would die. So he goes into the mob's bedroom and ties the sheets to make a way to climb down. Homer climbs down and then realises he needs a video camera to film that damned UFO, he goes to town to find one, but on the way he bumps into a famous person. But the person does not want to tell Homer his name, so Homer throws him off a cliff. Turns out it was Chief Wiggum, who calls for backup and Homer gets arrested. Homer can make one phonecall in jail, his call is to Moe, because he was trying to call Marge but he got sidetracked by a Duff Truck and called Moe. So Moe
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he gets beaten up by the cafeteria lady and shoved into a van. Apparently the cafereria lady is linked to the mob, Homer is held hostage as the mob's private residence and is filmed with a video camera and transmitted to the Simpsons' house. The mob people go outside for a cigarette or two, whilst Homer tries to escape from the mob. He tries to jump out the window, but it is too big a jump and he would die. So he goes into the mob's bedroom and ties the sheets to make a way to climb down. Homer climbs down and then realises he needs a video camera to film that damned UFO, he goes to town to find one, but on the way he bumps into a famous person. But the person does not want to tell Homer his name, so Homer throws him off a cliff. Turns out it was Chief Wiggum, who calls for backup and Homer gets arrested. Homer can make one phonecall in jail, his call is to Moe, because he was trying to call Marge but he got sidetracked by a Duff Truck and called Moe. So Moe gets him out iof jail on the condition that he pays the rent of Moe's, which is $30,000 dollars. Homer now broke goes to get out a loan, but they won't let him have one because
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he gets beaten up by the cafeteria lady and shoved into a van. Apparently the cafereria lady is linked to the mob, Homer is held hostage as the mob's private residence and is filmed with a video camera and transmitted to the Simpsons' house. The mob people go outside for a cigarette or two, whilst Homer tries to escape from the mob. He tries to jump out the window, but it is too big a jump and he would die. So he goes into the mob's bedroom and ties the sheets to make a way to climb down. Homer climbs down and then realises he needs a video camera to film that damned UFO, he goes to town to find one, but on the way he bumps into a famous person. But the person does not want to tell Homer his name, so Homer throws him off a cliff. Turns out it was Chief Wiggum, who calls for backup and Homer gets arrested. Homer can make one phonecall in jail, his call is to Moe, because he was trying to call Marge but he got sidetracked by a Duff Truck and called Moe. So Moe gets him out iof jail on the condition that he pays the rent of Moe's, which is $30,000 dollars. Homer now broke goes to get out a loan, but they won't let him have one because he is too poor and ugly. Homer realizes he either needs a new job or to get a raise at the Power Plant, or do one unthinkable third option. He of course chooses to
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he gets beaten up by the cafeteria lady and shoved into a van. Apparently the cafereria lady is linked to the mob, Homer is held hostage as the mob's private residence and is filmed with a video camera and transmitted to the Simpsons' house. The mob people go outside for a cigarette or two, whilst Homer tries to escape from the mob. He tries to jump out the window, but it is too big a jump and he would die. So he goes into the mob's bedroom and ties the sheets to make a way to climb down. Homer climbs down and then realises he needs a video camera to film that damned UFO, he goes to town to find one, but on the way he bumps into a famous person. But the person does not want to tell Homer his name, so Homer throws him off a cliff. Turns out it was Chief Wiggum, who calls for backup and Homer gets arrested. Homer can make one phonecall in jail, his call is to Moe, because he was trying to call Marge but he got sidetracked by a Duff Truck and called Moe. So Moe gets him out iof jail on the condition that he pays the rent of Moe's, which is $30,000 dollars. Homer now broke goes to get out a loan, but they won't let him have one because he is too poor and ugly. Homer realizes he either needs a new job or to get a raise at the Power Plant, or do one unthinkable third option. He of course chooses to go to Krusty Burger and allow the burgers to eat his problems away. Homer poor now decides to spend his last remaining quarters at an internet cafe, where he discovers the most amazing website called
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he gets beaten up by the cafeteria lady and shoved into a van. Apparently the cafereria lady is linked to the mob, Homer is held hostage as the mob's private residence and is filmed with a video camera and transmitted to the Simpsons' house. The mob people go outside for a cigarette or two, whilst Homer tries to escape from the mob. He tries to jump out the window, but it is too big a jump and he would die. So he goes into the mob's bedroom and ties the sheets to make a way to climb down. Homer climbs down and then realises he needs a video camera to film that damned UFO, he goes to town to find one, but on the way he bumps into a famous person. But the person does not want to tell Homer his name, so Homer throws him off a cliff. Turns out it was Chief Wiggum, who calls for backup and Homer gets arrested. Homer can make one phonecall in jail, his call is to Moe, because he was trying to call Marge but he got sidetracked by a Duff Truck and called Moe. So Moe gets him out iof jail on the condition that he pays the rent of Moe's, which is $30,000 dollars. Homer now broke goes to get out a loan, but they won't let him have one because he is too poor and ugly. Homer realizes he either needs a new job or to get a raise at the Power Plant, or do one unthinkable third option. He of course chooses to go to Krusty Burger and allow the burgers to eat his problems away. Homer poor now decides to spend his last remaining quarters at an internet cafe, where he discovers the most amazing website called "No I@S Club", where people discuss and debate Itchy and Scratchy. He think it would be a good site for Bart and Lisa, but he notices that it is required people be at least 13 to sign up. So he goes home and
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he gets beaten up by the cafeteria lady and shoved into a van. Apparently the cafereria lady is linked to the mob, Homer is held hostage as the mob's private residence and is filmed with a video camera and transmitted to the Simpsons' house. The mob people go outside for a cigarette or two, whilst Homer tries to escape from the mob. He tries to jump out the window, but it is too big a jump and he would die. So he goes into the mob's bedroom and ties the sheets to make a way to climb down. Homer climbs down and then realises he needs a video camera to film that damned UFO, he goes to town to find one, but on the way he bumps into a famous person. But the person does not want to tell Homer his name, so Homer throws him off a cliff. Turns out it was Chief Wiggum, who calls for backup and Homer gets arrested. Homer can make one phonecall in jail, his call is to Moe, because he was trying to call Marge but he got sidetracked by a Duff Truck and called Moe. So Moe gets him out iof jail on the condition that he pays the rent of Moe's, which is $30,000 dollars. Homer now broke goes to get out a loan, but they won't let him have one because he is too poor and ugly. Homer realizes he either needs a new job or to get a raise at the Power Plant, or do one unthinkable third option. He of course chooses to go to Krusty Burger and allow the burgers to eat his problems away. Homer poor now decides to spend his last remaining quarters at an internet cafe, where he discovers the most amazing website called "No I@S Club", where people discuss and debate Itchy and Scratchy. He think it would be a good site for Bart and Lisa, but he notices that it is required people be at least 13 to sign up. So he goes home and asks Marge for some quality pork chops, unfortunately Marge has gone ice skating with her new friend Brandy. Homer is relieved that it isn't a man, but unfortunately Lisa reminds him it could be a cut-down form of the boy's name Brandon. Homer screams, but then Marge and Brandy come in, and Homer can see it's a woman...a very attractive woman. Homer
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he gets beaten up by the cafeteria lady and shoved into a van. Apparently the cafereria lady is linked to the mob, Homer is held hostage as the mob's private residence and is filmed with a video camera and transmitted to the Simpsons' house. The mob people go outside for a cigarette or two, whilst Homer tries to escape from the mob. He tries to jump out the window, but it is too big a jump and he would die. So he goes into the mob's bedroom and ties the sheets to make a way to climb down. Homer climbs down and then realises he needs a video camera to film that damned UFO, he goes to town to find one, but on the way he bumps into a famous person. But the person does not want to tell Homer his name, so Homer throws him off a cliff. Turns out it was Chief Wiggum, who calls for backup and Homer gets arrested. Homer can make one phonecall in jail, his call is to Moe, because he was trying to call Marge but he got sidetracked by a Duff Truck and called Moe. So Moe gets him out iof jail on the condition that he pays the rent of Moe's, which is $30,000 dollars. Homer now broke goes to get out a loan, but they won't let him have one because he is too poor and ugly. Homer realizes he either needs a new job or to get a raise at the Power Plant, or do one unthinkable third option. He of course chooses to go to Krusty Burger and allow the burgers to eat his problems away. Homer poor now decides to spend his last remaining quarters at an internet cafe, where he discovers the most amazing website called "No I@S Club", where people discuss and debate Itchy and Scratchy. He think it would be a good site for Bart and Lisa, but he notices that it is required people be at least 13 to sign up. So he goes home and asks Marge for some quality pork chops, unfortunately Marge has gone ice skating with her new friend Brandy. Homer is relieved that it isn't a man, but unfortunately Lisa reminds him it could be a cut-down form of the boy's name Brandon. Homer screams, but then Marge and Brandy come in, and Homer can see it's a woman...a very attractive woman. Homer suggests that the three of them put on some Barry White and move upstairs, and Marge slaps him.
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he gets beaten up by the cafeteria lady and shoved into a van. Apparently the cafereria lady is linked to the mob, Homer is held hostage as the mob's private residence and is filmed with a video camera and transmitted to the Simpsons' house. The mob people go outside for a cigarette or two, whilst Homer tries to escape from the mob. He tries to jump out the window, but it is too big a jump and he would die. So he goes into the mob's bedroom and ties the sheets to make a way to climb down. Homer climbs down and then realises he needs a video camera to film that damned UFO, he goes to town to find one, but on the way he bumps into a famous person. But the person does not want to tell Homer his name, so Homer throws him off a cliff. Turns out it was Chief Wiggum, who calls for backup and Homer gets arrested. Homer can make one phonecall in jail, his call is to Moe, because he was trying to call Marge but he got sidetracked by a Duff Truck and called Moe. So Moe gets him out iof jail on the condition that he pays the rent of Moe's, which is $30,000 dollars. Homer now broke goes to get out a loan, but they won't let him have one because he is too poor and ugly. Homer realizes he either needs a new job or to get a raise at the Power Plant, or do one unthinkable third option. He of course chooses to go to Krusty Burger and allow the burgers to eat his problems away. Homer poor now decides to spend his last remaining quarters at an internet cafe, where he discovers the most amazing website called "No I@S Club", where people discuss and debate Itchy and Scratchy. He think it would be a good site for Bart and Lisa, but he notices that it is required people be at least 13 to sign up. So he goes home and asks Marge for some quality pork chops, unfortunately Marge has gone ice skating with her new friend Brandy. Homer is relieved that it isn't a man, but unfortunately Lisa reminds him it could be a cut-down form of the boy's name Brandon. Homer screams, but then Marge and Brandy come in, and Homer can see it's a woman...a very attractive woman. Homer suggests that the three of them put on some Barry White and move upstairs, and Marge slaps him. Homer feels he did not deserve to be slapped, he was just trying to lighten the mood. So then Marge
 
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Homer decided to go out for a walk. So he went to get his walking shoes. But when he passed Flanders' house, something crazy happened: Homer saw what looked like an alien spaceship hovering in the air, so he ran back to his house to get a video camera, but bart had taken it to film a stunt video.
So he used the one he borrowed from flanders, and shit started pouring from OFF's roof, Marge got mad and called the shit police, but they could not help because they are shit.
Homer then remembers he forgot to feed the cat, he walks over to the cat - but she has died, Homer then picks her up and bounces her a couple times to see if she is in fact dead. When she turns out to be dead, Homer walks to the trash, and finds Lisa's braces. Homer goes up to Lisa's room and asks her to explain - Lisa distracts Homer with a pretty pony toy and Homer takes it to work. At the Power Plant Homer notices nobody else is there except for some foreigner. He walks over to him and tries to ask why nobody is there, and the foreigner burns Homer alive, however thanks to the surrounding nuclear radiation, Homer is able to calm down the flames. Glad that the power plant is empty, Homer goes to the cafeteria and steals all the raw pork chops, because he thinks that these pork chops would make a great dinner. Then he gets beaten up by the cafeteria lady and shoved into a van. Apparently the cafereria lady is linked to the mob, Homer is held hostage as the mob's private residence and is filmed with a video camera and transmitted to the Simpsons' house. The mob people go outside for a cigarette or two, whilst Homer tries to escape from the mob. He tries to jump out the window, but it is too big a jump and he would die. So he goes into the mob's bedroom and ties the sheets to make a way to climb down. Homer climbs down and then realises he needs a video camera to film that damned UFO, he goes to town to find one, but on the way he bumps into a famous person. But the person does not want to tell Homer his name, so Homer throws him off a cliff. Turns out it was Chief Wiggum, who calls for backup and Homer gets arrested. Homer can make one phonecall in jail, his call is to Moe, because he was trying to call Marge but he got sidetracked by a Duff Truck and called Moe. So Moe gets him out iof jail on the condition that he pays the rent of Moe's, which is $30,000 dollars. Homer now broke goes to get out a loan, but they won't let him have one because he is too poor and ugly. Homer realizes he either needs a new job or to get a raise at the Power Plant, or do one unthinkable third option. He of course chooses to go to Krusty Burger and allow the burgers to eat his problems away. Homer poor now decides to spend his last remaining quarters at an internet cafe, where he discovers the most amazing website called "No I@S Club", where people discuss and debate Itchy and Scratchy. He think it would be a good site for Bart and Lisa, but he notices that it is required people be at least 13 to sign up. So he goes home and asks Marge for some quality pork chops, unfortunately Marge has gone ice skating with her new friend Brandy. Homer is relieved that it isn't a man, but unfortunately Lisa reminds him it could be a cut-down form of the boy's name Brandon. Homer screams, but then Marge and Brandy come in, and Homer can see it's a woman...a very attractive woman. Homer suggests that the three of them put on some Barry White and move upstairs, and Marge slaps him.

The family have dinner with attractive Brandy, Bart can't keep his eyes off of her, so Lisa steals some of his vegetables sneakily. When Brandy needs to go upstairs to the bathroom, Bart delibrately spills some ketchup in a bid to follow her.
 
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