I had a dream I was attending film school and won a contest to direct an amateur horror film with Toby Maguire, who was voluntering his time to be the lead role in this one hour feature. Anyway, the school's sister school in the Ukraine was teaming up with us to make this movie and when I got over there, I was picked up by a cab and dropped off in the worse neighborhood at some run down rambler. So, I was going to call the school, but phone wasn't compatible with cellphone service, so I went in and found this beat up shithole of a house with a note on the counter saying "Movie props in bathroom." So I find the props and their dried up monsters from the movie "Critters" and there was another note: "Soak in bathtub to use" I threw them in the tub and fell asleep in the living room chair and woke up to cold draft coming from the bathroom. The Critter things had come to life and ate their way through the bathroom wall.
So, in a panic, I ran out of the house to meet a person I knew from my Deviant art account who lived in the Ukraine, but had no way of getting a hold of her directly, so I waited outside the university she attended, met her and told her everything that happened. Looking at me half like I've lost my mind and half creeper, she decided to help me catch a plane back to the USA and we headed for a strip mall where there was a travel agent. When we arrived at the mall, a store selling TVs in their storefronts had grizzly images of blood covered sheets being pulled out houses as panicked police officers were trying to hide the truth of what happened secret. Meanwhile, at the travel agency, Toby Maguire was on his phone screaming at his agent and wanting to kick me, the director's, ass because he arrived in the middle of this clusterfuck while the girl who was supposed to help me was swooning over "Spiderman."
That's when I woke up...