The Prediction Game

I don't like Mondays....gonna shoot the whole day down-Bob Geldof of the Boomtown Rats

Next NHCer will have chicken tonight ("I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!")
Nah...Tyrant woke me up at about 3:15 in the morning.

Next NHCer ate bad food and got sick?
Damn you're good! (That's a yes, BTW).

Next poster has never been to a bachelor party.