Simpsons Jokes that We Don't Get

[SideshowTim]

His car represents sperm and the tunnel represents a woman's tubes, shall we say.

It's a pretty easy thing to work out.........

Thanks It's kinda what i thought but just making sure

 

[SideshowTim]

Ive never understood this one.
In "The Frying Game" after Homer confesses to killing the old lady all by himself and freeing Marge, Marge says something like "Oh Homie you saved me"
Then Homer follows with "Now you do the same for me."
What does this mean? Marge doesn't do anyhting for him that i know of.

What could have she possibly done to save him?

Sorry for double posting I hadn't realised until now

 

[Ryan_]

I've asked this before, but didn't get a response: Why, in "Marge on the Lam" does both Lenny and Homer picture a bear wearing a fez, riding a cart to calliope music when they think of the ballet?

 

[SideshowTim]

Thats probably what they think the ballet is I mean It's not like they are smart guys or anything

 

[Abman51]

I've asked this before, but didn't get a response: Why, in "Marge on the Lam" does both Lenny and Homer picture a bear wearing a fez, riding a cart to calliope music when they think of the ballet?

They are both confusing the Russian Ballet and the Russian Circus to be the same, as each is considered top it's its field.

 

[SideshowTim]

Oh

 

[George Cauldron]

In Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo, what is Homer talking about, regarding the stories of a man he knew from Nantucket?

 

[Interslice]

I think its some famous limerick. I recall hearing it somewhere.

997th post of this thread.

 

[chiefdan]

In Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo, what is Homer talking about, regarding the stories of a man he knew from Nantucket?

Oh, it's from some dirty limerick that ends with the phrase "fuck it", I think.

 

[George Cauldron]

I guess that also explains why Homer was stopped from reciting the lyric in Deep Space Homer. Anyone know where I can find the words?

 

[Burnsie]

Here's the original, clean, version:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

But here's the version Homer was referencing (censored, of course):

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose c**k was so long he could s**k it
He said with a grin
Wiping sp**m from his chin
If my ear was a c**t I could F**k it!

 

[Interslice]

That is so disgusting. 1000th post goes to Burnsie. You should be proud. Also one of the elite 50 000 posts with the words cock, suck, cunt and fuck it all in one.

 

[George Cauldron]

And what a great post to herald the 1000th one in this thread(!)

 

[MaxpowerAK79]

As to the one where Homer saves Marge and says "Now you do the same for me":
Homer gets Marge out of jail for confessing to the crime. Now, Homer wants Marge to confess to the crime to get HIM out of jail. He doesn't realize that it wouldn't work out that way. That was my take on it, anyway.

 

[Gomer]

When they go to halapalooza lisa says "this place smells like Otto's jacket"
Is the smell maryjuana? Help me out here.

 

[Burnsie]

When they go to halapalooza lisa says "this place smells like Otto's jacket"
Is the smell maryjuana? Help me out here.

I think you got it.

 

[MaxpowerAK79]

Yeah, and think back to the time Bart's class is at the post office and Ralph picks up a box addressed to Otto. When he does, the dogs (presumably drug sniffing dogs) go nuts over it. Ralph thinks the box contains dog food.

 

[Warren]

LOL That was funny.

As for Burnsie,you shouldn't have posted that in the 1000th post of a thread.Usually,the 1000th post in a thread is a great occasion.I don't want it wasted with a story about a guy with a long....ugh,I don't want to think about that.....

 

[George Cauldron]

Admit it, you do.

 

[Robbie]

In "Grift of the Magi", Krusty wishes the kids "a tip-top Tet"...what is Tet?

 

[George Cauldron]

Tet is a Buddhist festival I believe.

 

[Robbie]

Oh, OK. Thanks.

 

[Abman51]

Tet is a Buddhist festival I believe.

Actually Tet is Vietnamese New Year's day, and the major holiday on their calendar. It combines solemn and joyous aspects. In America, associated with the notorious "Tet Offensive" in the Vietnam War.

 

[Dr Zaius]

The "crawlspace" gag from The PTA Disbands has to be one of the worst jokes ever. What the hell was that all about?

 

[Burnsie]

The "crawlspace" gag from The PTA Disbands has to be one of the worst jokes ever. What the hell was that all about?

Yeah, that was awkward. My take on it was that Bart was being a pest, like a mouse in the crawlspace, which irritates Marge.

 

[mr. broom]

He's just pushing Marge's buttons 'coz he knows she hates it when he does that and she made him mad.

 

[THRILLHO1]

Pets get into crawlspaces a lot.

 

[Simpsonite]

What was the German Light Infantry thing in "Lemon of Troy"? And what did they mean by "this is how it feels when doves cry"?


That was a song/lyric in the singer "Prince" song.

 

[mr. broom]

The German Light Infantry thing was just Nelson being specific about which sort of plastic army man he uses, as if different ones make better bait for fish (like fishermen will argue about real lures).
"This is what's it like when doves cry" is from Purple Rain.

 

[SideshowTim]

In know this may sound stupid but what is a cesspool its been mentioned in several episodes