Review an episode in haiku form

Bart Mangled Banner:

Not very funny
Bad political satire
This episode sucks.
 
THOH V

Homer trying to kill his family is funny,
Homer traveling trough time is funny,
Kids from Springfield being served as food is deliciously.... funny....
 
"i dont fucking know what a haiku is but im going to make one anyway" - the NHC as an entire collective, 2015
 
bart gets hit by a car

funny first two acts.
but the ending is just forced.
emotional junk.
 
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Co-Dependent's Day
Whoever had this
horrible idea should be
executed now.

See Homer Run is
a fantastic episode, yo
talking to you, Snospitmer

You cannot have a haiku by simply continuing a sentence on the next line. That isn't how they work. Each line should be its own sentence, and the ideas should be slightly different for each.

People don't get it.
Their haiku skills are awful.
It boggles the mind.
 
rosebud amazes
it has emotion and laffs
i love it so much

it's not hard to do!! whipped this out in like 5 secs
 
See Homer Run is
a fantastic episode, yo
talking to you, Snospitmer

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the two mrs nahasapeemapetilons

neat apu story
squandered by bad sitcom tropes
still sweet enough tho
 
stop bickering through haiku you children.

the canine mutiny

cute bart-dog story
just packed with fantastic jokes
yet unloved by all
 
Homer Loves Flanders:

Nacho, nacho man
Funny episode and nice
Is of top quality
 
Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One:

Oily Burns we hate.
Someone will assassinate.
Double Guitars rule.

Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two:

Who shot down this foe?
Homer, Smithers - we don't know!
Maybe the baby.
 
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