Review an episode in haiku form

Judge Fudge

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choose an episode
review it in haiku form
this could be quite fun

(I am not sure if
this should be in noiseland mods
if not then move it)
 
A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again

People like this one
I have no idea why
Bart is terrible
 
the way we weren't

fan-fiction-esque dreck
unforgivable ret-con
heart shaped goddamn rock
 
Co-Dependents Day

Homer gets wasted
Then frames Marge for driving drunk
Marge still forgives him
 
I guess just describing a ridiculous plot isn't enough for you, but that plot is the reason why the episode fails.

Fine, here's a proper one:

Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing

It's not bad at first
But then Bart pisses his pants
*strangles self to death*
 
nah could've been pulled off well if it was funny. wasn't funny tho
 
the kind of overtly cartoony scene that should be reserved for more traditional cartoons that aren't attempting to immerse you into a legitimately dramatic story. were it a throwaway joke i'd have no issue but it's pratically a story point and that is unforgivably stupid and pulls me out of the drama instantly. one of the worst moments of the classic era.
 
silly in quick busts but not in story turns. except bob getting trampled by elephants which is also dumb but the sign gags save it.
 
anyway this isnt the thread for this and i think i and plenty of others have spent enough time on this board justifying opinions to you so i'm done. back to the haikus!
 
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Reviewing Amanda

Hurt Bart Sells His Soul?
Why the fuck did you do that?
Are you mental, friend?
 
Wizard on Evergreen Terrace

Thomas Edison
Homer loves him because plot
Gangway, gotta poop
 
the fat and the furriest

homer fights a bear
maybe moe gets a cellphone
have no fears we'll have
 
Burns Baby Burns

Good special guest choice
Mr Burns son, how clever
Act Three, Sitcom Plot
 
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