It's a shame that the water park stuff was only for the sake of the initial setup into the main plot as that was more interesting than anything else in it. I'll give them credit that they definitely did their research regarding Action Park, the real life infamous water park that this one was based on even down to how that one slide is based on one they actually did have, covered loop-de-loop and all (and was so dangerous that during initial trial and erroring dummies would come out of it without their heads!)!
After that though, the episode just drops off completely for what felt like an ABC Afterschool Special about body positivity that felt even more ham-fisted with it's message than
Bart's in Jail! (which considering who was showrunning this all by himself, isn't surprising) to the point where once we got to the clothes scene I just checked out completely and was repeatedly checking the duration bar to see how much time was left before it finally ended.
As mentioned earlier, Marge's end spiel about mother's saying words/comments that could end up being hurtful was the only aspect of the episode that felt even remotely relatable, even though it felt like it came completely out of nowhere. I'll admit that
Age of Who Gives a Crap? was a little funny at first, but they ruined it by making it go on for a further 30 seconds too long.
Bart's subplot felt like it was there only because the episode ran short (and they decided to spare us from dragging the song parody out even further), but it was the "Better" of the two plots but not by much. Also as mentioned earlier, there was something about the "Jokes" with Milhouse in this episode that felt extremely off as they made him look more like a mini-Kirk, especially the diaper thing.
Overall, it's episodes like this as to why I'm not as optimistic about the idea of a season run mostly by Selman (either co or solo) as at the end of the day this was another episode that I'll be adding to the collection of ones where it wouldn't have been any different if it was a Jean episode, other than having a couch gag and not being as overrated as it's already become.
That said, too much Shauna. I double checked Beware My Cheating Bart earlier on the same day (it was even worse than I thought) and maybe for pretty deeply personal reasons, she's skin crawlingly uncomfortable to watch in any context (unless she actually got some comeuppance for once)... So, can't be super happy about this either.
She's only in that one scene from the promo pics. Granted, it's the scene in the episode where I completely stop giving a shit but not because of her.
.5/5
Lastly, if you're gonna keep forcing Richardson's Hibbert down our throat, at the very least don't make him laugh anymore. It's just embarrassing to listen to.