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So this is based off a mini series a friend of mine did for a different forum

A series of shorts based on this forum, where members are placed into random situations and will be written based on the way they behave.

this will have 10 episodes and 1 season, but if y'all like it i'll make more

this episode features @CousinMerl and....others (it is his birthday after all)

The Poison stew : Episode 1

Meko: alright so let me check this recipe again........we puut the water, no wait we put the- AH!

[Oldschoolersimpsons walks in]

Oss: umm Meko, what're you doing?

Meko: oh hi oss! just cooking up a nice meal for the gang, get it ''cooking up'' heh

Oss: riiight, i wanted to show you a new DVD I bought, but you seem busy, so I'll come back later.

Meko: enjoy your devd!

Oss: huh? i wont even bother [leaves]

[Meko gets back to cooking]

Meko: Okay, he's gone; now back to that recipe!

[Meko turns around and accidently hits a bottle of poison. it spills into the stew]

Meko: wait what does this say? AHA! i get it. i need to go get the ingredients from the store, though [Meko walks out of the house]

[Wile E. Brain walks into the kitchen]

Wile: Woah! quelle vue merveilleuse tu es! [he says while staring at the stew]

Wile (Cont'd): i'm sure, meko wont mind if i take a small sip

[Wile E. Brain takes a huge sip]


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[Meko Returns]

Meko: i'm baack- AHHHHHHH!

[Meko finds a dead Wile on the floor]

Meko: okay meko dont panic! dont panic! just take the body and move it somewhere else, hahahahah yeah! it's okay!

[Cousinmerl enters the room and sees Meko holding Wile's body]

Cousinmerl: What is going on here?

Meko: i can explain

Cousinmerl: ....

Meko: alright, maybe i cant explain but i could still tell you what happened

Cousinmerl: sorry meko, but i'm calling the cops.

[meko throws a knife into cousinmerl's head]

Meko: why did i just do that, WHY DID I DO THAT!

[Oldschoolersimpsons enters the room]

Oss: alright meko so the dvd turned out to be a po- annnnd what are you doing

Meko: covering up a crime

[oldschooler backs up slowly]

Meko: i wont let you leave!

[Meko throws another knife, this time hitting oss]

Meko: the thrill! the excitement! i should've done this ages ago

[A montage of people coming in and meko killing them ensues]

Meko: it's alright, all i gotta do is hide everyone's bodies........it cant be that hard

[Meko starts hearing police sirens]

Meko: Oh FU-

THE END

 
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[A montage of people coming in and meko killing them ensues]

Meko: it alright, all i gotta do is hide everyone's bodies........it cant be that hard

[Meko starts hearing police sirens]

Meko: Oh FU-
Between this and throwing knives into people's heads, Meko unintentionally channels Agent 47 and what it's like to play the Hitman games. 😄

How will Meko kill me I wonder? 🤔
 
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Between this and throwing knives into people's heads, Meko unintentionally channels Agent 47 and what it's like to play the Hitman games. 😄
holy crap i was so thinking of that when i was writing the scene of killing everyone who gets inside haha
 
It's time for the second episode of the show where random stuff happens, and all the important stuff are explained in episode 1's guide
here are they incase you dont want to scroll
A series of shorts based on this forum, where members are placed into random situations and will be written based on the way they behave.

this episode features @Brad Lascelle, @2000MPHGirl (heather) and the other NHC members

Brad Buys NHC: Episode 2

Catchphraseloops: i really do like what they did with Bart in this episode, it really shows the conne-

[Brad walks in]

Brad: I have an announcement to make: after years of being a Simpsons fan, I've saved up all my life savings and put them into buying this forum and all the members in it.

John95: i stopped listening half way in, 4/5 speech

[brad walks out]

[everyone starts screaming]

Meko: okay! everyone calm down!

[they continue screaming]

[heather walks in]

Heather: anyone want to see this cool new anime i found?

Everyone: NOT THE TIME!

Heather: oh, maybe next time then
😭

comeau: anime is the way bro

Pax: what're we going to do!

Panther: I say we give brad a chan-

Meko: SHUT UP PANTHER!

Snow: maybe we SHOULD let it go and see what happens, it cant be THAT bad

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Meko: dear diary: it's been a year since we lost snowy, a day doesn't go by when i think of what life could've been if brad didnt buy the forum. me and the remaining NHC's have been hiding in this thread for weeks, afraid.

Oss: what is there to do, other than rewatching Sandy's duckman DVDs

Cousinmerl: i'm not watching 1 more episode of that crap, and believe me i've watched plenty of crap
:lawl:

[someone starts knocking on the door of their hideout]

Heather: It's over! we're doomed! [hugs anime toy intensely]

[The door breaks open revealing a terminator version of brad]

Brad: must destroy!

[Brad shoots hitting meko1432 in the process]

Dorian: oh sad

OSS: quick this way! [they escape through a beehive]

Flukemanfan: how did he find us?

OSS: someone must've pointed him to our location, but who could it be

[Heather walks into the frame]

Sandboy: it was you!

Heather: this is what you get for not wanting to watch my anime DVDs!!!!

[Brad and heather start shooting and kill all of the NHC members]

THE END
 
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alright so i was gonna wait till tomorrow to write another one, but i want to write more soooooo here is that ''more''
A series of shorts based on this forum, where members are placed into random situations and will be written based on the way they behave.
This episode features @Jackomon @CousinMerl and @John95

The Hot Take: Episode 3
John95: do you guys want to watch the new Indiana jones?

Cousinmerl: i guess it would never hurt to watch one

Jackoman: I love the original 3, so i'm very excited to see it
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Meko143: that was AWESOME, did you see when he did that thing

Cousinmerl: yeah! but did you see when he did that other thing back at the other place

Jackoman: guys guys.........you're forgetting that other thing he did!

[they geek out for 4 minutes]

John95: the movie was mid

[silence]

[they all look at john95]

John95: what?! it really was!

Cousinmerl: you cant judge things after a minute of seeing it

John95: but you just did that

Meko1432: well that doesnt count

John95: why not.........phantom menace lover

Meko1432: [gasp] you take that back you, you.......MUPPET LOVER!

John95: Owl house stan!

Meko1432: Steven universe apologist

Jackoman: guys guys, stop it! it really isnt that big of a deal, the movie was decent that's all

Meko and john: DECENT?!
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Judge: may meko1432 speak

Meko1432: yes your honor. this person ''john95'' has accused the movie ''indiana jones 5'' of being a bad movie

John95: AND I'M RIGHT!

Judge: DONT SPEAK OUT OF LINE! continue meko

Meko1432: as i was saying, him having this opinion is something very unacceptable

Judge: i see. John95, i sentence you to 10 years in prison

John95: what! just for having an opinion?!

Judge: take him away boys
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[John95 exists the prison and sees Meko1432]

John95: hey

Meko1432: hii

John95: i'm sorry i spent 8 years mocking your opinion

Meko1432: and i'm sorry i got you thrown in prison

John95: still buddies?

Meko1432: HELL YEAH!

John95: do you still like indiana jones 5?

Meko1432: oh it turns out i was in the wrong theater, i never watched the movie

[John95 dies]

THE END
 
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this is the 5th part! we're so close to the end of the season. we're half way there! half way there! half way there!
This one features EVERYONE! well nearly everyone

So It's Come to This: An NHC Anthology: Episode 5

[in an ocean far far away, rests the vicious and mysterious pirate known as oldschoolerpirate, and his crew]

OSP: So, ye all reckon I be jus' a lowly rookie

Pirate Meko: I dont think that si-

OSP: Silence! ye only speak when the cap'n speaks

Pirate Meko: yes sir!

OSP: I said nah t' speak

[Meko zips her mouth shut]

OSP: as i was sayin', one o' ye comedians has placed one o' those.....wha' do ye call 'em, whoopie cushions on me seat, 'n they be goin' t' pay fer makin' a joke out o' the captain

Snow: with all due respect, captain, but we dont understand a word you're saying. can you try speaking like a normal person would

[Cut to a tied up snow standing on the plank]

OSP: this will teach ye a lesson! [pushes snow off the plank]

Sandboy: oh my god, there's a ship approaching us

OSP: board yer stations!

[Cousinmerl attempts to shoot the enemy ship, but misses]

OSP: when we're done, you're off the ship

Cousinmerl: [gulp]

Pirate Meko: Who do you think is aboard that ship, sir!

OSP: Shiver Me Timbers! that's no ordinary ship, that's.....

FinancialPanther: That's right, old friend. I've returned to make you pay!

OSP: i told you i didn't kill her

FinancialPanther: How do you explain this letter? You gave her this the day she died.

Pirate Meko: what's he talking about, captain?

OSP: i murdered his daughter

Pirate Meko: but why?!

OSP: she beat me in pirate monopoly

Pirate Meko: oh my god!

Pirate Meko (Cont'd): i- i'm sorry i had no ide-

OSP: it's fine, i forgive ye

FinancialPanther: Can we get to the part where I cut out your organs?!

GongInsano: we're right behind you, captain! [prepares sword]

Cal: me too!

Cousinmerl: me three!

Pirate Meko: [prepares sword] we're ready whenever you are, captain!

FinanicialPanther: So you're just going to forget everything he did just like that? He killed my daughter!

Pirate Meko: He has something you dont have

Cronos: something you'll never have

FinancialPanther: What is it?

Pirate Meko: screentime

OSP: FIRE!

[They all fire at panther drowning both him and his ship in the process]

[They all celebrate]

[Cut to panther at the bottom of the ocean]

FinancialPanther: I just wanted to avenge my daughter.

THE END
 
This reminds me of that old "NHC: The Movie" video that was made and posted many years ago, being clips from 'South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut' spliced together and having the usernames of NHCers poorly dubbed over)? That one was really goofy and silly, much like this story.

Anyone else remember that one? I think someone like @OldSchoolerSimpsons oughta remember.
 
This reminds me of that old "NHC: The Movie" video that was made and posted many years ago, being clips from 'South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut' spliced together and having the usernames of NHCers poorly dubbed over)? That one was really goofy and silly, much like this story.

Anyone else remember that one? I think someone like @OldSchoolerSimpsons oughta remember.
That was orchestrated by Elliot, later with the name @jameselliotbrown. It looks like he wiped it off pretty much every place on the internet.
 
That was orchestrated by Elliot, later with the name @jameselliotbrown. It looks like he wiped it off pretty much every place on the internet.

Oh man, that's really a letdown to hear. Why didn't he just leave it be? Makes me wish I saved it, if just for posterity; if there's anyone out there still on the forum who has it, it would be nice with a re-upload on some video hosting service just for old times sake, haha.
 
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It received universally negative reviews, so I guess it got to him so badly he decided it wasn't worth keeping. I've always been one of its defenders though, I found the weird mix of South Park with NHC members hilarious and the humor in it really witty. I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of, it was just something joyfully silly made for fun.
 
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Big Problems: Episode 6

Meko1432: i'm telling you 'trippy Tuesdays' has the best milkshakes in town

Snow: Meko........[camera zooms out revealing a farm] we dont live in a town

Meko1432: we could drive there

Snow: we dont have a license, and besides we dont even have a car

Meko1432: WE dont have a car, but i know someone who does

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Meko1432: can we use your car

OSS: no

Meko1432: please

OSS: no

Meko1432: pretty please

[OSS shuts the door in meko's face]

Meko1432: thought the ''pretty'' please would get him for sure

Snow: got any other bright ideas

Meko1432: hmmm

[Hard cut to unconscious OSS]

Snow: OH MY GOD YOU KILLED HIM!

Meko1432: did i?

Snow: i think you did, hold on let me check [pokes oss with a stick]

Meko1432: he's not a racoon

Snow: you would've done the same thing if you had the stick

Meko1432: who even gave you the stick!

Snow: YOU DID!

Meko1432: give me that stick

Snow: stay away!

[Meko1432 and snow fight over the stick for 3 hours]

Meko1432: [while getting punched] can you stop acting like you're 4

Snow: [while kicking] and can you stop acting like you're 2

[OSS wakes up]

OSS: What're you two doing in my house! and why did you knock me out!

[They knock oss out with the stick]

Meko1432: is he dead?

Snow: no we're not doing this again. grab his keys and let's get going

[Cut to both of them in the car]

Snow: can you drive?

Meko1432: Nope

[2 painful hours later]

Snow: we've made it! and I'm never letting you drive me anywhere again

Meko1432: fair

[they walk towards 'trippy Tuesdays']

Snow: oh yeah, milkshakes!

Cashier: what will you have

Meko1432: 2 milkshakes, one for me, and one for my friend here

Snow: uhh meko

Meko1432: yeah?

Snow: i think i forgot my wallet at home

Meko1432: oh fu-


THE END
 
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