Merchandise that should be made but hasn't

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Simpsons toiletpaper. I love the idea of shitting on Homer.
Simpsons saxophones. Perfect if you wanna play like Lisa.
Simpsons cash. a 3-dollar bill with homer's head on it.
Simpsons laser pointers. beam a homer-head onto the wall to visually support your presentation
Simposns health care. eat as much fatty shit as homer, live as long as Homer.
Simpsons nation. Like Israel: Put all the Simpsons-nerds of the world into a new country. works especially well if the new country is in the middle east.
 
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haha I was going to say toilet paper!

er...ok, how about Duff Beer?

That's definitely overdue to be merchandised! ;)
 

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You didnt take the vitamins we gave you, now you want more stuff?
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it's weird, i bought the beer at a local store and i was really surprised that they were allowed to sell it. i think the brewery that distributed the beer was from belgium. i'm pretty sure Fox has already shut that brewery.
 

Little Nellie Kelly

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"The Simpsons" merchandise that should be made, and hasn't, for me is probably Marge's pink Chanel dress. I'd shell out all the money that I have just to buy it.
 

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A "Try and stop us" t-shirt of Uncle Sam eating the world.

An exploding Scratchy figure or doll.

Anonymous carbon rods.
 

Ray Jay Jonah

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Simpsons 'celebrating 20 yrs dvd pack' with features like:

  • Two classic episodes from seasons 1-20
  • Special THOH made up of 3 most liked past THOH segments and THOH XX opening
  • How to draw the Simpsons feature
  • All the montages from the dvd/videos
  • Scripts
  • Interviews
  • Greatest Moments vid
  • etc

Also, SIMPSONS IN 3-D
and stuff like 'Marge Simpson's Homade Apple Pies'
 
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