These are my reviews of the hairstyles of everyone in Springfield:
Homer-Stylishly simple, but needs a bit more swank.
Marge-A bit kitsch, a bit retro, a bit housewife. Kind of Ikea and geometrical. It's gotten a little bit old, and she needs to elaborate it.
Bart-Oh dear, that spikey rebel look is so passe!
Lisa- Best HAIR ever. Original, classy, and gently feministic with it's nice shape and contours.
Maggie-Just a smaller version of Lisa.
Ned-Whitebread as usual.
Maude-As loving and Christian as hell. This just SCREAMS simple American traditional and some 30's Our Gang Short. A crossbreed between the 30's and Puritans. Oh, how clever! :rolleyes
Sideshow Bob-Nice curves and the whole shape is just fabulous. Need some mousse in the caboose though, Bobby Boy.
Edna Krabappel-Daringly nothing, but with a childish orgy sex appeal.
Chief Wiggum-You mock me! Too unstylish, looks like porkchops!