Make up a secret for the above user.

[Goldie]

Wants to date Justin Bieber

 

[Miss Hops]

Wants to assassinate Justin Bieber.

 

[BloodySimpsonChibi]

is Justin Bieber

 

[Goldie]

Likes to dress up as a carrot in the evenings for own pleasure.

 

[Miss Hops]

Likes to dress as Popeye's spinach can.

 

[BloodySimpsonChibi]

likes to dress up like Eren Jager

 

[Goldie]

Favourite time of the day is sitting on the toilet for an hour.

 

[Miss Hops]

Is secretly a humanoid goldfish, hence the name "Goldie".

 

[Goldie]

Lives with SpongeBob.

 

[Miss Hops]

Plotted with Squidward to kill Patrick.

 

[BloodySimpsonChibi]

Is planning to steal the krabby patty secret formula from Mr. Krabs and sell it to Plankton

 

[Miss Hops]

Thinks F is for fungus.

 

[BloodySimpsonChibi]

Thinks U is for Unicorn

 

[Telso]

Works for a secret agency in Berlin which wants to dominate the world.

 

[BloodySimpsonChibi]

Works for Team Rocket

 

[Irvine]

Works for EA Games.

 

[MatthewAnime]

Works for Apple

 

[Irvine]

Works for Banana.

 

[BloodySimpsonChibi]

Works for Zalgo

 

[Goldie]

Likes smelly feet.

 

[Irvine]

Feels she is so awesome, she needs to justify it by shouting it.

 

[Suomynona]

Actually has a vaginavaginavaginavaginavagina.

 

[D DEBBS]

SECRET: Is now permanent instead of temporary

 

[Suomynona]

Only one who knows that Mrs. Clinton is a male alien cyborg who had homosexual hots for Bill.

 

[Irvine]

Only one who doesn't realize we all knew that.

 

[BloodySimpsonChibi]

Actually took a big number three

 

[BrokenBox]

Shot the fuzz

 

[Suomynona]

Thinks that RAPPA'S DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.

Well they HAVE feelings.

 

[Irvine]

Will be my biology teacher this year.

 

[Miss Hops]

Will be a human anatomy teacher next year