"Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anybody...
about my busy hands,
not so much for myself, but I am so respected,
it would damage the town to hear it"
"Oh, Marge. If there was a reality show named "Fat Guys Who Really Love Their Wives", not only would it be an enormous ratings success, but I'd be the first one on it."
:bartsmiley:: [referring to the educational cartoon] What the hell is this?
:lisasmiley:: It's one of those campy seventies throwbacks that appeal to Generation X-ers.
:bartsmiley:: We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.
Ned...have you thought about one of the other major religions?
They're all pretty much the same. [he hangs up]
[The next thing he sees is his train crashing]
Oh. Damn Flanders!
Homer: "But Marge, I was a political prisoner!"
Marge: "How were you a political prisoner?"
Homer: "I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a diagram?"
Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night --
Wiggum: [interrupting] The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, the McDonald's. I, I never heard of it either, but they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.
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