Let's just randomly post funny quotes

[Sam]

but i was about to bang my gavel making the sentence official

 

[bias]

I am the Lizard Queen!

 

[friendswithsalad]

pretty much every homer dig at milhouse is a guaranteed laugh

i like the idea of mr burns having "heard of milhouse"

 

[eatallofourshirts]

but i was about to bang my gavel making the sentence official

Through the magic of fiber optics

 

[Sam]

judge harm was a great one time character

 

[BloodySimpsonChibi]

Milhouse: I love radioactive man. He's the best super hero ever!
Nelson: Really? What about Fist face?
Milhouse: Whose Fist face?
........................................................
Milhouse: I demand you reveal the identity of Fist face!
Nelson: He's you! ( Punches Milhouse in the face)
thanks for the correction

 

[eatallofourshirts]

Colonel Dracula joins the navy

 

[Woodpecker of Mistrust]

Wow! A Bob Mackie!

 

[Miss Hops]

Lisa: "And there's the cane from Citizen Kane! Wait a minute... there was no cane in Citizen Kane."

 

[bomberswarm2]

The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money!

 

[Kaine]

This is what makes me love THOH V so much:

Lisa: Mom, is dad gonna kill us?

Marge: We're just gonna have to wait and see.

 

[Mira]

random character- this is the best im sorry party homers ever thrown
lenny- who the hell are you?

 

[rhythmbandit]

Skinner: If by wank you mean educational fun, then sit back its wanking time!

 

[Sam]

should be a rule that quote threads cannot have anything past season 12 in them

 

[BloodySimpsonChibi]

Silly rabbit KICKS ARE FOR RIBS!!!!

 

[jameselliotbrown81]

 

[Simpsons_Sweden]

I love this lazy saturdays, it's wensday Homer

 

[Johnny Deformed]

Homer: Now we need code names. I'll be Cue Ball, Skinner can be 8 ball, Barney will be 12 ball, and Moe you can be Cue Ball.
Moe: You're an idiot.

 

[Rembrandt Q. Einstein]

[MENTION=54366]Elliot75[/MENTION]

Dental plan

 

[Rembrandt Q. Einstein]

Whaddya mean they don't normally?

 

[Rembrandt Q. Einstein]

Dental plan

 

[jameselliotbrown81]

Whaddya mean they don't normally?

when that joke comes up, and it's kind of a common one, they typically say what it's NOT, because it probably is a better joke but it's kind of overdone.

like, if i ate some shampoo and was like man this candy is good. the joke would probably be "urhh... that's not candy" but that's really overdone compared to "you're eating shampoo".

so i was pleased that they went the blunt, under-used route.

 

[Rembrandt Q. Einstein]

Good point. I wonder if it was an intentional joke that they know who he is.

And uh... Lisa needs braces.

 

[Rembrandt Q. Einstein]

He's kinda had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Replace accidentally with repeatedly and dog with son.

 

[Sam]

dental plan

 

[Sam]

dental plan

 

[jameselliotbrown81]

what a randomly funny quote xD

 

[Sam]

sorry old chap but you're proving quite the caterpillar in our buttermilk
what

 

[LosTickaToeRest]

That pizza delivery truck has been parked across the street for two weeks. How long does it take to deliver a pizza?

 

[TheLegendOfHansMoleman]

Grandpa: Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occassions.

I got that from the random simpsons quote website which I searched for and didn't know actually existed!