Let's just randomly post funny quotes

[Rembrandt Q. Einstein]

Looks like those clowns in congress have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.

 

[Mira]

grampa- theres a few things i want to do before im dust in a jar
homer- who said anything about a jar?

 

[Rembrandt Q. Einstein]

Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
Lisa: What are we gonna have?
Homer: Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Bart: Poison pizza.
Homer: Oh, no. I'm not making two stops

 

[Sam]

Sugar is not only fattening,​

 

[Woodpecker of Mistrust]

Exactly.

 

[Sam]

You're getting married?! Patty, that's wonderful! So, tell, tell, who's the lucky man? What does he do? Let me guess.

 

[Woodpecker of Mistrust]

Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did one gray december morn.

 

[jameselliotbrown81]

handsome i see you viewing the thread

TURN BACK NOW

 

[Sam]

THIS VID IS MY FAV SIMPSON QUOTE

 

[Two Guys a Girl and a kat]

do'ho

 

[pax]

"This is worse than that 80 year old who pretended to be a freshman."

"I just wanted a place to sit down."

 

[The Goode Family]

freshman.

 

[Sam]

 

[Two Guys a Girl and a kat]

"bastard"

- Bart

 

[Woodpecker of Mistrust]

Baby turtles and alligators may seem like a cute idea for a pet, but they grow up.

 

[friendswithsalad]

"Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little wiener who--" makes me laugh so hard

 

[Sam]

pretty much every homer dig at milhouse is a guaranteed laugh

 

[Sam]

dental plan

 

[Mr. Teenie]

Homer no function beer well without.

 

[Financial Panther]

I don't understand the point of this thread. Yeah, we do have a perfectly good one. [MENTION=54366]Elliot74[/MENTION], can you please elaborate on why we need a "fresh one"?

Oh, sorry:

Homer: "I don't understand the point of this thread. Yeah, we do have a perfectly good one. [MENTION=54366]Elliot74[/MENTION], can you please elaborate on why we need a 'fresh one' "?

 

[pilcrow]

what episode is that quote from? my gut (post/av) tells me it's HOMER GOES TO SPACE

 

[Financial Panther]

Who Shot Grampa's Hat?

I thought you knew your Simpsons.

 

[Two Guys a Girl and a kat]

lisa needs braces

 

[jameselliotbrown81]

I don't understand the point of this thread. Yeah, we do have a perfectly good one. [MENTION=54366]Elliot74[/MENTION], can you please elaborate on why we need a "fresh one"?

I feel like the fact that this thread got 5 pages worth of posts in the time the other thread got ONE post (which was from you) is perfect evidence enough.
It's not necessarily about the topic, you just sometimes need an excuse to get everyone posting again. Fresh threads get everyone's juices flowing and it's just fun to start over sometimes?
And anyhow, this isn't meant to replace the other one or anything, this was supposed to just be a spontaneous fun thread where everyone could just Simpson-out for a little bit, seeing as not much discussion was happening in the GD at the time of creation.

But I refer back to the principle that without this "pointless thread", there would be 5 less pages of people discussing Simpsons (and misc.) on this board! It's not like the thread takes up any room on the world wide web or anything, the board is just about posting and communicating so surely that should be encouraged through whatever means.

 

[Two Guys a Girl and a kat]

without this "pointless thread", there would be 5 less pages of people discussing Simpsons (and misc.) on this board!

This isn't so much "discussion" as "nonsensically posting quotes you probably found on Google"

 

[jameselliotbrown81]

every post you make doesn't have to be a sarcastic buzz-kill you know!

 

[Two Guys a Girl and a kat]

I know. I've been playing along, I'm just saying you can't pretend this is 100% discussion. Or even 50% discussion

 

[jameselliotbrown81]

Yeah but it was more of a response as to why this thread existed when we already had a "quote" thread. I was just saying we got one post in that quote thread, and 5 pages in this.
and anyway, we got some konye discussion in here too, so you should pleased tbh!

 

[bias]

Who Shot Grampa's Hat was extremely specific

 

[Woodpecker of Mistrust]

Maybe he's gonna pee in the river!