Let's just randomly post funny quotes

"Are you kidding? I stunk up the joint."
"No no. I was talking to Lisa back there. We both agreed, you killed!"
"Really? Lisa huh?"
He has a horn like a unicorn, but says unitard.
I get that much I just don't understand why "unitard" is funny? I guess it's just one of those things that doesn't register for whatever reason.

Thank you! I'm glad a few users get it.
Oh sorry I wasn't trying to put you down in any way! It just genuinely is a line that puzzles me is all.