From the expanded universe:
Bart: Hey, Lisa?
Lisa: Yes, Bart?
Bart: Why did the Newfie Militia enlist 10,000 epileptic
Lisa: <with a slight grimace glances upward briefly> Why?????
Bart: So the enemy can't figure out who's been shot.
J. Jonah Jameson-type character rifling through Homer's photos: Terrific. Outstanding. This has 'page 1' written all over it. (Holds up photo with 'page 1' written all over it) What the hell did you do that for?
Homer: I wanted to remember my place in the book I was reading.