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Woodpecker of Mistrust

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Homer: You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio your karate outfit, and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
Bart: What's on?
Homer: It doesn't matter.
 

eatallofourshirts

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Sam

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We really appreciate you taking the children on such short notice.
 

Sam

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my name is ELIAS FUCK A NAM EEE which i believe is hilariously spelled alias fakename
 

Kaine

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Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns.

P.O. Worker: Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?

Homer: I...don't know.
 
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