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Wire hangers

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
 
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Yall so lucky to be able to watch season 32 already... as a european I can't seem to find the episodes in my geographical zone... if anyone have got links that actually works please let me know.
 
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also :

- I was thinking of : " No TV and no bear makes Homer- something something..."
- Go crazy?...
- DON'T MIND IF I DO! HAKIHSGFSJSKDAA
 

Bohdan

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There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling.

http://www.nohomers.net/content/fun/quiz/"><img src="http://www.nohomers.net/content/fun/quiz/comicbookguy.gif" border="0" width="271" height="123" alt="I'm just like Comic Book Guy!"></a><br><font face="verdana" size="-2"><a href="http://www.nohomers.net/content/fun/quiz/">I'm Comic Book Guy, who are you?</a> by <a href="http://www.nohomers.net">The No Homers Club</a></font>
 

Trab Pu Kcip

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Oh, I'm alone.
I'm a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun.
 

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Earlier, on this broadcast I said a word so vile it should only be uttered by Satan himself while sitting on the toilet.
 

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A, B, C... Uh, line.
D.
E... Uh, Line.
F, Bart. And believe me, you'll be seeing plenty of them.
 

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Don't Shoot, Don't Shoot! They're Souvenirs!
You must pay a fine of 2 American dollars!
Okay.
 

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That's where we're going to live.
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...
but someday.
 

Wonderful Duff

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Cletus: "Now don't worry, I have the best dang bloodhound in the county. Uh, does your boy smell like a fox?"
Homer: "No."
Cletus: "We're of no use to you.
Hound: [HOWLING]
 

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Lisa: Don't worry, a moth is no more harmful than a ladybug.
Rod and Todd: A ladybug? A ladybug? (both run away)
Lisa: Uh, they're going to be eaten alive in middle school.
 

Wonderful Duff

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"Mr. Simpson, you're never gonna own a better RV. I don't mean that in a good way. I mean literally. This is it for you, you know? It's this or a wagon. "


^That sounded a lot funnier when Albert Brooks said it.
 

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But now it's time to say goodbye. Please get off my property until next year. I suggest you better not dawdle, the hounds will be released in 10 minutes.
 

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"Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles."
 

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I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!
 

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Marge: Homer, this housewarming party has been going on for a few days, please sent these people home.
Moe: You can't kick us out, I just made a Cornish Game Hen with chestnut stuffing!
Moe: Would you believe a pigeon stuffed with spam?
Moe: Would you believe a rat filled of cough drops?
 
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