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"Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anybody...
about my busy hands,
not so much for myself, but I am so respected,
it would damage the town to hear it"
 

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Bart didn't get one vote?!

Oh, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to us!.
I don't know why but this line makes me laugh.
 

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Homer: It's your fault I'm bald!
Grampa: It's your fault I'm old!
Maggie: It's your fault I can't talk!
 

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Yes, I believe I'll start as you've often suggested, by eating your shorts.
 

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I'm Krusty the Clown, and I'm going to kill you.

Didn't even pull the string that time.
 
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"Oh, Marge. If there was a reality show named "Fat Guys Who Really Love Their Wives", not only would it be an enormous ratings success, but I'd be the first one on it."
 

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Wiggum: LISTEN UP BIG DADDY:
YOU DON'T SCARE ME.
I'M THREE STEPS AHEAD OF YOU.
Skinner: OH, CHIEF, YOUR BOY HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED.
Wiggum: OH GOD!
 

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Bart Simpson, I'm gonna do what clowns do best: Kill.

- Toy Krusty, THOH XXXI
 

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Buck Mitchell:This is the worst blimp crash ever
Grampa:TOO SOON
I dont know why i think a line abobut the hindenburg is so funny
 

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D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!

(So It's Comes To This: A Simpsons Clip Show)
 

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Homer: Bart, you don't want to miss out on experiences of your teenage years. If you do, you'll feel as bad as I do when I miss the toilet.

[scene cuts to Homer running down the stairs and hiding behind the couch]

Marge: [from upstairs] HOMER SIMPSON!
 

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A dollar? I wanted a peanut.

Dollars can provide many peanuts
Splain how!
Money can be exhanged for goods and services
 

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:bartsmiley:: [referring to the educational cartoon] What the hell is this?
:lisasmiley:: It's one of those campy seventies throwbacks that appeal to Generation X-ers.
:bartsmiley:: We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.
 

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Ned...have you thought about one of the other major religions?
They're all pretty much the same. [he hangs up]
[The next thing he sees is his train crashing]
Oh. Damn Flanders!
 

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Skinner - If you have to answer nature's call during the night, use this bucket next to Bart's head.
Bart - Hey!
 

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Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night --
Wiggum: [interrupting] The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, the McDonald's. I, I never heard of it either, but they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.
 
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