Let's just randomly post funny quotes

"SPAM in the back of my car"
- homer's parody of STAND
plz don't quote post-classic era eps elliot
I like the scene from season 1 where the old couple have the following dialogue

"Oh, looks like young Simpson's going to kill himself"
"Maybe he's just going to take his boulder for a walk"

pre dark joke for season 1!
HOMER SIMPSON: a spare tire that doubles as a human boy? we live in wondrous times.
well, I wanna have a baby before it's too late.