Let's just randomly post funny quotes

[jameselliotbrown81]

inspired by this reddit thread:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/31tdj3

LE GRILLE. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

 

[Rembrandt Q. Einstein]

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

 

[Rembrandt Q. Einstein]

Mouldy? Old? I'm going to get something to eat!

 

[jameselliotbrown81]

nobody snuggles with max power. they strap themselves in AND FEEL THE Gs

 

[Rembrandt Q. Einstein]

I know you can read my thoughts, boy. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

 

[jameselliotbrown81]

I'm going outside... to stalk... Lenny and Carl.

 

[Rembrandt Q. Einstein]

"You may get a compliment from an attractive co-worker... ooh, Lenny!"

 

[Rembrandt Q. Einstein]

In America, first you get the sugar... den you get the power... den you get the women.

 

[bias]

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

 

[BloodySimpsonChibi]

I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening

 

[Kaine]

Spider Pig!

Spider Pig!

Does whatever a spider pig does!

Can he swing from a web?

No he can't

He's a pig.

Loook Ouuut,

Here comes the Spider-Pig

 

[jameselliotbrown81]

TO BE CONTINUED...



IMMEDIATELY

 

[Johnny Deformed]

The preceding program contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by young children.

 

[pax]

I've run out of pie-related puns!

 

[The Thompsons]

The goggles, they do nothing!

 

[Mr. Teenie]

 

[LukeMM95]

"The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me."

 

[Sam]

me fail english ??? that's unpossible !!!!!!!!!!

 

[jameselliotbrown81]

hi super nintendo chalmers

 

[The Thompsons]

You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try.

 

[Sam]

I know you can read my thoughts, boy. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

 

[Johnny Deformed]

A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!

 

[pax]

"I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with 'd'."
"Dingus!" (Nelson hits Milhouse on the head)

 

[Alonso Tigerheart]

Homer: Just quietly get this stuff inside your house *drops stuff* Homer, you're not listening!

 

[Mira]

Flanders, how do you stay so happy- and don't say Jesus!

 

[Ralphie Parker]

I'm Henery the Eighth, I am,
Henery the Eighth, I am, I am.
I've been eating since 6 A.M.
For dessert I'll have dinner again!
My name's synonymous with gluttony.
I'll always eat a turkey or a ham...

 

[eatallofourshirts]

Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?

 

[jameselliotbrown81]

There's something bothering me about this place...

I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!

 

[Two Guys a Girl and a kat]

dental plan

 

[Sam]

dental plan