kaos ranks the classic episodes + season 9

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He won’t post it, so I will. This is his classic-era rankings, from best to worst.

marge be not proud
rosebud
lisa's wedding
and maggie makes three
who shot mr burns (pt one)
summer of 4 ft. 2
the way we was
mother simpson
city of new york vs. homer simpson
you only move twice
homer's enemy
colonel homer
lisa the iconoclast
the itchy and scratchy and poochie show
lisa's substitute
itchy and scratchy and marge
itchy and scratchy the movie
homer badman
i married marge
marge vs the monorail
the last temptation of homer
homer's triple bypass
bart of darkness
king size homer
homer the smithers
grade school confidential
raging abe simpson and the curse of the flying hellfish
grampa vs. sexual inadequacy
marge gets a job
two cars in every garage and three eyes on every fish
homer the heretic
a streetcar named marge
bart gets an f
moaning lisa
homer at the bat
flaming moe's
bart the lover
lisa vs. malibu stacy
bart's friend falls in love
i love lisa
homie the clown
thoh v
bart after dark
bart's girlfriend
the simpsons spin off showcase
thoh iv
lemon of troy
mr lisa goes to washington
bart sells his soul
22 short films about springfield
lisa the simpson
sweet seymour skinner's baadasssss song
deep space homer
cape feare
two bad neighbors
a milhouse divided
bart on the road
who shot mr burns (pt two)
the twisted world of marge simpson
itchy and scratchy land
the boy who knew too much
selma's choice
principal and the pauper
homer goes to college
the day the violence died
oh brother where art thou
the cartridge family
last exit to springfield
homer's phobia
a fish called selma
the pta disbands
burns verkaufen der kraftwerk
simpsons roasting on an open fire
principal charming
brother can you spare two dimes
bart the murderer
mr plow
bart the genius
dog of death
scenes from the class struggle in springfield
blood feud
bart gets famous
dead putting society
homer loves flanders
lisa the greek
the springfield connection
home sweet home diddly dum doodily
black widower
sideshow bob's last gleaming
138th episode spectacular
homer's barbershop quartet
fear of flying
boy scoutz in the hood
thoh III
miracle on evergreen terrace
lisa the vegetarian
the springfield files
much apu about nothing
marge on the lam
brush with greatness
new kid on the block
krusty gets kancelled
kamp krusty
separate vocations
one fish two fish blowfish blue fish
duffless
krusty gets busted
bart the fink
lisa's first word
natural born kissers
bart gets an elephant
thoh I
bart vs thanksgiving
homer vs the eighteenth amendment
thoh II
lisa's pony
when flanders failed
life on the fast lane
hurricane neddy
lisa's rival
thoh vi
whacking day
homerpalooza
three men and a comic book
the old man and the lisa
the canine mutiny
stark raving dad
simpson and delilah
trash of the titans
old money
thoh vii
homer the great
bart the general
homer vs lisa and the 8th commandment
burns heir
two dozen and one greyhounds
lisa on ice
lisa's date with density
bart carny
mountain of madness
my sister my sitter
thoh viii
joy of sect
king of the hill
in marge we trust
marge in chains
homer the vigilante
saturdays of thunder
sideshow bob roberts
$pringfield
bart's comet
like father like clown
lady bouvier's lover
bart vs. australia
radio bart
brother from another series
the front
secrets of a successful marriage
homer vs patty and selma
team homer
homer and apu
bart star
dumbbell indemnity
radioactive man
realty bites
el vlaje misterioso de nuestro jomer
girly edition
burns baby burns
homer alone
homer defined
bart's inner child
round springfield
simpson tide
a star is burns
the two mrs. nahasapeemapetilons
lisa the skeptic
simpsonscalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)cious
the homer they fall
the last temptation of krust
lisa the beauty queen
brother from the same planet
the otto show
no disgrace like home
crepes of wrath
bart the daredevil
bart gets hit by a car
dancin' homer
the war of the simpsons
the secret war of lisa simpson
the trouble with trillions
telltale head
call of the simpsons
homer's odyssey
this little wiggy
bart's dog gets an f
das bus
homer's night out
some enchanted evening
lost our lisa
lisa's sax
 

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I like seeing "The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show" up so high. It's in my Top 10 and I feel like it's often overlooked. Most of the ones toward the bottom of the list I'd agree with, though I like Das Bus more than that.
 

Jims

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marge be not proud #1?!
u got some splainin' to do

Marge Be Not Proud is brilliant, easily a Top 5 episode of The Simpsons. Those Dead Homer Society people are dopes for hating on that one.

Lisa's Sax is a good episode, though. :'(
 

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the middle of the pack 75ish thru 125 must be awfully tight
 

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Marge Be Not Proud is brilliant, easily a Top 5 episode of The Simpsons. Those Dead Homer Society people are dopes for hating on that one.

Lisa's Sax is a good episode, though. :'(

I demand a video
I always cringed at the plot
Jokes aren't bad but I really can't get past the plot, though the store owner is a clown
 

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Bart of Darkness #23 and Homer the Heretic #33. Those are decently high so I can accept this list

When the fire starts to burn, there's a lesson to you must learn. Something, something then you'll see: you'll avoid catastrophe!

.Classic.

Btw, two great episodes. Homer the Heretic is probably in my top ten, maybe even my favorite of all time.
 

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Solid list. Making a proper ranking of the classics are always going to be hard because there are so many good ones. The Simpsons was truly a great show in the first nine seasons.
 

Squall Hammer

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Though I'd never rank it quite that high, it's heartening to see people giving Marge Be Not Proud some love.
 

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I can think of dozens of episodes worse than Lisa's Sax, but it was not the best of the flashback episodes. To each their own I guess
 

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old thread but marge be not proud at #1?!?!?! jesus tapdancing christ. i think charlie sweatpants just had a goddamn heart attack
 

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No other pre-Jean episode is worse than I'm Going to Praiseland in my opinion
 
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