honestly now that I think about it I think it depends on how much money I could make for selling a tell-all expose about Orangeman's dick size and sex techniques. Might be able to make a pretty penny if I play m'cards right
If we're talking vaginal intercourse, well there are lots of factors at play here. Will there be toys? Will I get treated to dinner first?
Oral sex is a completely different ballgame. What if Donald cums too hard in my mouth? Do I get compensation? Will there be a nearby physician to attend to me?
And now anal sex. Well at least I won't have to see his face, but what will I be looking at? Maybe I'll watch 'Homer at the Bat'? That's a good episode. But so is 'Saturdays of Thunder' Tough decisions. Tough decisions.
It's so hard to think of a good Simpsons episode for when Donald Trump's plowing me up the arse...