How much would you have to be paid to have sex with The Donald?

Shaunbadia

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Looking at your bank account would be too much of a grim reminder of what you did for it to be worthwhile IMO.
 

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A couple million... and the first opportunity I got I'd go through his house so I could pawn some of his shit
 

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I don't know, a couple of thou? All political shit aside. I don't need a fricking insane amount, but if I could bump it up that high I definitely would.
 

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How much is he worth? I'll need 5x as much.

I'll pay for hypnotic therapy after to forget that shit even happened.
 

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honestly now that I think about it I think it depends on how much money I could make for selling a tell-all expose about Orangeman's dick size and sex techniques. Might be able to make a pretty penny if I play m'cards right
 
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Now what kind of sex are we talking about?

If we're talking vaginal intercourse, well there are lots of factors at play here. Will there be toys? Will I get treated to dinner first?

Oral sex is a completely different ballgame. What if Donald cums too hard in my mouth? Do I get compensation? Will there be a nearby physician to attend to me?

And now anal sex. Well at least I won't have to see his face, but what will I be looking at? Maybe I'll watch 'Homer at the Bat'? That's a good episode. But so is 'Saturdays of Thunder' Tough decisions. Tough decisions.

It's so hard to think of a good Simpsons episode for when Donald Trump's plowing me up the arse...
 
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