Funny things that Grampa Simpson did.

One of my favorite moments in the whole show:

Moleman: The eating of an orange is alot like a marriage.

Grandpa: JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGES!!

Always makes me laugh.

Paul
 
I like this one from the Simpsons Computer game.
Grampa:Look at you punks,I just have one thing to say.
(Grampas teeth fall out.)
Grampa:Never Mind
 
Lisa vs MS I also love from Abe Simpson.
GET TO MATLOCK! MAAATTTTLOOOOCK!
Look at me I'm acting young.
Hey this ain't so bad.
 
Rowdy Roddy Peeper said:
i like this from Simpsons RoadRage:

another good one from that game is: in my day, we called sandwiches flat freddies. they cost 4 playing cards a bite
 
Abe to Martin: What are cackiling at Fatty Too much Pie that's your problem. Martin got the insult from Abe which he deserves after
telling on too many students.
 
Scorpina said:
"Now I'd like to deviate from my prepared remarks to discus how I invented the turlet..."

rofl! The Grandpa character is one of the best all the time.

I liked the Hellfish episode when Burns says "Oh Simpson can you go 5 seconds without humiliating yourself?" and then a bird drops a fich down his trousers etc.

Oh and "Hey funboys, get a room!" (directed at Grandpa and Bart)
 
Hello Grampa, my old friend,
Your busy day is at an end.
Your exploits have been sad and boring,
They tell a tale that's worth ignoring.
When you're alone, the words of your story
Will echo down the rest-home hall,
'Cause no one at all can stand
The sound of Grampa.
 
Hitman Hague said:


rofl! The Grandpa character is one of the best all the time.

I liked the Hellfish episode when Burns says "Oh Simpson can you go 5 seconds without humiliating yourself?" and then a bird drops a fich down his trousers etc.

Oh and "Hey funboys, get a room!" (directed at Grandpa and Bart)

Actually, dear Sprinkles, his trousers feel down. The "fish in the trousers" incident happend to homer in the episode where he finds his mother. ;)
 
Scorpina said:


Actually, dear Sprinkles, his trousers feel down. The "fish in the trousers" incident happend to homer in the episode where he finds his mother. ;)

Ah yes. Thanks for pointing that out you evil person. It was still funny anyway.

Damn it's been a long day.
 
Marge: You're a good father.
Homer: I learned from the master
Abe: Where's Maggie? Where's Maggie? I'm not kiddin', I can't see, my retinas have detached again!
 
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