Funny things that Grampa Simpson did.

[pauldavid1]

One of my favorite moments in the whole show:

Moleman: The eating of an orange is alot like a marriage.

Grandpa: JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGES!!

Always makes me laugh.

Paul

 

[Maxxmuscle]

I like this one from the Simpsons Computer game.
Grampa:Look at you punks,I just have one thing to say.
(Grampas teeth fall out.)
Grampa:Never Mind

 

[Rowdy Roddy Peeper]

i like this from Simpsons RoadRage:

Grampa: Take me to Grandma's World. I'm feelin' horny!

 

[Maxxmuscle]

Lisa vs MS I also love from Abe Simpson.
GET TO MATLOCK! MAAATTTTLOOOOCK!
Look at me I'm acting young.
Hey this ain't so bad.

 

[doyle]

i like this from Simpsons RoadRage:

another good one from that game is: in my day, we called sandwiches flat freddies. they cost 4 playing cards a bite

 

[Maxxmuscle]

Abe to Martin: What are cackiling at Fatty Too much Pie that's your problem. Martin got the insult from Abe which he deserves after
telling on too many students.

 

[Scorpina]

"Now I'd like to deviate from my prepared remarks to discus how I invented the turlet..."

 

[Hitman Hague]

"Now I'd like to deviate from my prepared remarks to discus how I invented the turlet..."

rofl! The Grandpa character is one of the best all the time.

I liked the Hellfish episode when Burns says "Oh Simpson can you go 5 seconds without humiliating yourself?" and then a bird drops a fich down his trousers etc.

Oh and "Hey funboys, get a room!" (directed at Grandpa and Bart)

 

[prince jafar allah]

Hello Grampa, my old friend,
Your busy day is at an end.
Your exploits have been sad and boring,
They tell a tale that's worth ignoring.
When you're alone, the words of your story
Will echo down the rest-home hall,
'Cause no one at all can stand
The sound of Grampa.

 

[Scorpina]

rofl! The Grandpa character is one of the best all the time.

I liked the Hellfish episode when Burns says "Oh Simpson can you go 5 seconds without humiliating yourself?" and then a bird drops a fich down his trousers etc.

Oh and "Hey funboys, get a room!" (directed at Grandpa and Bart)

Actually, dear Sprinkles, his trousers feel down. The "fish in the trousers" incident happend to homer in the episode where he finds his mother.

 

[Hitman Hague]

Actually, dear Sprinkles, his trousers feel down. The "fish in the trousers" incident happend to homer in the episode where he finds his mother.

Ah yes. Thanks for pointing that out you evil person. It was still funny anyway.

Damn it's been a long day.

 

[Scorpina]

Ah yes. Thanks for pointing that out you evil person. It was still funny anyway.

Damn it's been a long day.

I'm not the evil dictator, Mr. Hague, you are!

 

[Dennis]

Marge: You're a good father.
Homer: I learned from the master
Abe: Where's Maggie? Where's Maggie? I'm not kiddin', I can't see, my retinas have detached again!