Favorite "THOH" quote

The whole Jerry Springer scene from TOHIX is excellent.

Chief Wiggum: First ya torch that orphanage, then ya blow up that bus full of nuns....
Snake: Hey, that was self-defence!

Homer: (after pulling out Moe's heart with a corkscrew) Haw Haw! YOINK!

Homer: (sees Bart and Lisa being chased by Itchy and Scratchy) Ooooo, how are Bart and Lisa gonns get out of this one?
 
I liked all the ones that are listed, but my favorite would probably be the Goldilocks and the Three Bears scene in the THOHXI
 
(The Krusty doll attacks Homer in the bathtub, and he runs past Marge, Patty and Selma, naked and screaming.)
Patty: Well, there goes the last lingering threat of my heterosexuality.

Bart: Whoa, Grampa! Where'd you get all the money?
Grampa: The government. I didn't earn it, I don't need it, but if they miss one payment, I'll raise hell!

Grampa: That doll is evil I tell ya! Evil! Eeeeeeevvvviiilllllll!!!!
Marge: Grampa, you said that about all the presents.
Grampa: (sadly) I just want attention.
 
(Dole speaks to a large crowd.)
Dole: Abortions for all!
Crowd:Boo! Boo! Boo!
Dole: Very well, No Abortions for anyone!
Crowd: Boo! Boo! Boo!
Dole: Hmm. Abortions for some! Miniature American flags for others!
(The crowd cheers.)

Hibbert: But what to do with poor Hugo? Too crazy for Boys Town. Too much of a boy for crazy town. We did the only humane thing.
Homer: We chained Hugo up in the basement and fed him a bucket of fishheads once a week.
Marge: It saved out Marraige!

The pigeon rat.
 
Homer- Lousy Smarch weather, BRRR!!
Principal Skinner- Twelve dollars for doorknob repair.
All- Nay
Principal Skinner- Recharging of fire extinguishers, this is a free service from the fire dept.
All-Nay
Willie- UGGGH, HELP ME, PLEASE
Skinner- Willie please, Mr. Van Houten has the floor.
Kirk- Uh, I for one would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance, so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly, UH, I dont like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day.
 
THOH V:

My husband is trying to kill me, over!


Whoa, Im glad that's over...phew!


LOL
 
*Homer's brain* - "Oh, glory of glories. Oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation.

Homer - "HOLY MACARONI!"
 
the frogurt is great
heres a few others:
homer " marge! marge! the doll is trying to kill me and the toaster has been laughing at me!"

and
moe "(coughing) god, you smokers make me sick...hey poo, do u have a brekfast cereal for people with syphilis?"
 
Wiggle Puppy said:
From Time and Punishment-

Homer: Marge dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?
Marge: What's a donut?
Homer: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(Homer runs to basement and travels through time again)
Marge: It's raining again.
If only Homer had known that it rained donuts. That scenario would have been the best for Homer. :lol:
 
Homer:(dejected) "Wish I had a monkeys paw."

Kodos: "Run, he's got a board with a nail in it!"

Homer: "Stupid bug, you go squish now!"

Kang and Kodos as Sherman and Mr. Peabody "What happened to us Kodos?'Quiet you!"

Homer: "What are you spraying me with?"
Kang: "Rum, so no one will believe your story."

It doesn't seem as though the newer episodes are as quote worthy as the older ones.
 
Smithers: i think women and seamen dont mix.
THOH III

Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
Burns: Why, Bart is right here.
Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my
uneventful absence.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories.
"Bart is a vampire."
"Beer kills brain cells."
Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and
TV...is.
THOH IV
 
The Frogurt Scene
Clerk: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Ooo! That's bad.
Clerk: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
Clerk: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Clerk: But it comes with your choice of topping!
Homer: That's good!
Clerk: The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.
[Homer stares blankly]
Clerk: ...that's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
:lol: :lol:

THOH I
Bad Dream House
[The house folds in on itself and explodes]
Bart: Bitchin'!
Lisa: It chose to destroy itself rather than live with us. One can't help but feel a little rejected.

Hungry are the damned
Alien: On this cable system, we receive over one million channels from the furthest reaches of the galaxy.
Bart: Do you get HBO?
Alien: No, that would cost extra.
 
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mmmm.... forbiden doughnut

I can't think of this quote but the scene where Homer has to kill Vampire Burns and I think Lisa says that he's got to stab Mr. Burns in the chest and then Homer stabs him in the crouch about 4 times. And Lisa says uhh dad that was his crouch
 
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