Favorite "THOH" quote

[sheriff lobo]

The whole Jerry Springer scene from TOHIX is excellent.

Chief Wiggum: First ya torch that orphanage, then ya blow up that bus full of nuns....
Snake: Hey, that was self-defence!

Homer: (after pulling out Moe's heart with a corkscrew) Haw Haw! YOINK!

Homer: (sees Bart and Lisa being chased by Itchy and Scratchy) Ooooo, how are Bart and Lisa gonns get out of this one?

 

[TheSimpsonsFreak]

I liked all the ones that are listed, but my favorite would probably be the Goldilocks and the Three Bears scene in the THOHXI

 

[Bob Underdunk T]

(The Krusty doll attacks Homer in the bathtub, and he runs past Marge, Patty and Selma, naked and screaming.)
Patty: Well, there goes the last lingering threat of my heterosexuality.

Bart: Whoa, Grampa! Where'd you get all the money?
Grampa: The government. I didn't earn it, I don't need it, but if they miss one payment, I'll raise hell!

Grampa: That doll is evil I tell ya! Evil! Eeeeeeevvvviiilllllll!!!!
Marge: Grampa, you said that about all the presents.
Grampa: (sadly) I just want attention.

 

[Bob Underdunk T]

(Dole speaks to a large crowd.)
Dole: Abortions for all!
Crowd:Boo! Boo! Boo!
Dole: Very well, No Abortions for anyone!
Crowd: Boo! Boo! Boo!
Dole: Hmm. Abortions for some! Miniature American flags for others!
(The crowd cheers.)

Hibbert: But what to do with poor Hugo? Too crazy for Boys Town. Too much of a boy for crazy town. We did the only humane thing.
Homer: We chained Hugo up in the basement and fed him a bucket of fishheads once a week.
Marge: It saved out Marraige!

The pigeon rat.

 

[Bob Underdunk T]

I meant "in the attic", not "in the basement".

 

[CosmicFool]

Homer- Lousy Smarch weather, BRRR!!
Principal Skinner- Twelve dollars for doorknob repair.
All- Nay
Principal Skinner- Recharging of fire extinguishers, this is a free service from the fire dept.
All-Nay
Willie- UGGGH, HELP ME, PLEASE
Skinner- Willie please, Mr. Van Houten has the floor.
Kirk- Uh, I for one would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance, so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly, UH, I dont like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day.

 

[Dennis]

THOH V:

My husband is trying to kill me, over!


Whoa, Im glad that's over...phew!


LOL

 

[YesMan]

*Homer's brain* - "Oh, glory of glories. Oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation.

Homer - "HOLY MACARONI!"

 

[D'oh'ses]

the frogurt is great
heres a few others:
homer " marge! marge! the doll is trying to kill me and the toaster has been laughing at me!"

and
moe "(coughing) god, you smokers make me sick...hey poo, do u have a brekfast cereal for people with syphilis?"

 

[tim_duncan2000]

From Time and Punishment-

Homer: Marge dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?
Marge: What's a donut?
Homer: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(Homer runs to basement and travels through time again)
Marge: It's raining again.

If only Homer had known that it rained donuts. That scenario would have been the best for Homer.

 

[Munkybutt]

Homerdejected) "Wish I had a monkeys paw."

Kodos: "Run, he's got a board with a nail in it!"

Homer: "Stupid bug, you go squish now!"

Kang and Kodos as Sherman and Mr. Peabody "What happened to us Kodos?'Quiet you!"

Homer: "What are you spraying me with?"
Kang: "Rum, so no one will believe your story."

It doesn't seem as though the newer episodes are as quote worthy as the older ones.

 

[D'oh'ses]

"oh i wish i wish i hadent sat on that fish"

 

[doyle]

Smithers: i think women and seamen dont mix.
THOH III

Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
Burns: Why, Bart is right here.
Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my
uneventful absence.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories.
"Bart is a vampire."
"Beer kills brain cells."
Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and
TV...is.
THOH IV

 

[Token]

THOH X - "Xena needs Xex!"

 

[StrideR]

The Frogurt Scene
Clerk: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Ooo! That's bad.
Clerk: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
Clerk: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Clerk: But it comes with your choice of topping!
Homer: That's good!
Clerk: The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.
[Homer stares blankly]
Clerk: ...that's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?


THOH I
Bad Dream House
[The house folds in on itself and explodes]
Bart: Bitchin'!
Lisa: It chose to destroy itself rather than live with us. One can't help but feel a little rejected.

Hungry are the damned
Alien: On this cable system, we receive over one million channels from the furthest reaches of the galaxy.
Bart: Do you get HBO?
Alien: No, that would cost extra.

 

[nowhere]

Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix.
Burns: We know what you think!

 

[HomertheGreat]

mmmm.... forbiden doughnut

I can't think of this quote but the scene where Homer has to kill Vampire Burns and I think Lisa says that he's got to stab Mr. Burns in the chest and then Homer stabs him in the crouch about 4 times. And Lisa says uhh dad that was his crouch

 

[kevin]

oh good the curtain's on fire.

 

[nathan]

"Eat my short" quotes the ravin