Favorite "THOH" quote

brockman1988

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Random quotes:
"No beer and no TV make Homer something, something." "Go crazy?" "Don't mind if I do! Woo-gaboo-galoo-da-lood-le-doo!"
"Dying tickles."
"You can just suck `em out." [referring to the crabs in the shells]
"It's like he just disappeared into fat air. Heh heh heh."
"We could pick Dennis Miller [as our voice-chip]." "Isn't that the one that caused all the suicides." "Murder-suicides, Lisa!"
"Blah, blah [vomit sounds]! Kill me, Bart. [more vomit sounds]" "Lisa's performing at an 8th Grade level. You've sinned against nature." "Every second I live is agony [more vomit sounds]."
 
marge: do you see towles? because if you see towels you're in the linen closet again.

abe's words to homer on his wedding night: if you ever go back in time, don't step on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine

homer, sung to the tune of the sugar crisps jingle: guess i forgot to put the foglights in

skinner: oh relax children. i've got a "gut" feeling uter's around here somewhere. after all, isn't there a little "uter" in all of us? in fact, you could even say we "ate" uter and he's in our stomachs right now! wait...scratch that last one
 
the whole "Frogurt" scene from THOH3

"Marge! The doll's-trying-to-kill-me-the-toasters-been-laughing-at-me!"
 
peterjmatt said:


skinner: oh relax children. i've got a "gut" feeling uter's around here somewhere. after all, isn't there a little "uter" in all of us? in fact, you could even say we "ate" uter and he's in our stomachs right now! wait...scratch that last one

This quote ^ from Nightmare Cafeteria is my favorite quote
 
In the first when homer gives the moving person a dollar the moving persons says "I'm Glad theres a Curse on this place" lightly and homer faintly hears him and says "What!?"

And also when marge says "I'm not living in a house of evil just to save a few dollars"
 
"It sure was nice of Mr. Burns to invite us to a midnight dinner at his country house in - PENNSYLVANIA!"

"There, pretty as a picture."
*Zombies pop up out of the ground*
"AUGH! ZOMBIES!"
*Pauses, then fixes the dirt*
"There, pretty as a picture."
***
"Dad, we did something very bad!"
"Did you wreck the car?"
"No."
"Did you raise the dead?"
"Yes!"
"But the car's okay?"
"Uh-huh."
"All right then."

"Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this. Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I myself was once president of Algeria."
***
"Ew, Homer, where did you get that ugly thing?"
"Why, at that little shop right over.. there?"
[Nothing is there but a small whirlwind]
"AAH! Oh no wait, it was over there."

"Your superior intellects are no match for our puny weapons!"

"We think we saw Hugo at the airport! He was boarding a plane to Switzerland and - *sees Hugo* Oh."

"Kent Brockman here, with Campaign '96: America Flips A Coin. At an appearance this morning, Bill Clinton made some rather cryptic remarks, which aides attributed to an overly tight necktie."
"I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. *Crosses arms* End communication."
"Hmm, that's Slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk."

"*chuckling* Children, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about Willy. Why, he - simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up."
 
"Wonders, Lisa? or blunders?"
"I think that was implied by what I said."
"Implied, Lisa? Or implode."
"Mooom, make him stop."
---
"It was the 13th hour, of the 13th day, of the 13 month..."
"...Lousy Smarch weather."
----
"Did anyone see that movie Tron?"
Dr. H "No"
Lisa "No
Clancy "No"
Marge "No"
Bart "No"
Patty "No
Clancy "No"
Flanders "No"
Selma "No"
Frinky "No"
Lovejoy "No"
Clancy "Yes... uh, I mean, no. No."
 
Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
Burns: Why, Bart is right here.
Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my
uneventful absence.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories.
"Bart is a vampire."
"Beer kills brain cells."
Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and
TV...is.


Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead -- drained of his
blood with two teeth marks on his throat. This black cape was
found on the scene.
[Cape has "DRACULA" written on it]
Police are baffled.
Wiggum: We think we're dealing with a supernatural being, most likely
a mummy. As a precaution, I've ordered the Egyptian wing of
the Springfield museum destroyed.


-THOHIV

~lance
 
the forgourt scene, and:

Bart: Dont you mean the shining

Willy: Shhh! We dont want to get sued.
 
peterjmatt said:
abe's words to homer on his wedding night: if you ever go back in time, don't step on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I love this quote. It was such random advice to give on someone's wedding advice, and I didn't know he was going to say that when I first saw that episode. That segment is one of my all-time favorites and it always will be.
 
-THOHIV

Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
Burns: Why, Bart is right here.
Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my
uneventful absence.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories.
"Bart is a vampire."
"Beer kills brain cells."
Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and
TV...is.


Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead -- drained of his
blood with two teeth marks on his throat. This black cape was
found on the scene.
[Cape has "DRACULA" written on it]
Police are baffled.
Wiggum: We think we're dealing with a supernatural being, most likely
a mummy. As a precaution, I've ordered the Egyptian wing of
the Springfield museum destroyed.

Homer: 'Kill my boss? Do I dare live out The American Dream?'
 
From Time and Punishment-

Homer: Marge dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?
Marge: What's a donut?
Homer: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(Homer runs to basement and travels through time again)
Marge: It's raining again.
 
Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.
 
"Hmm he came to life, good for him"

"Hey what's with all the death?"

"Nothing a good old fashioned punching won't fix"
*Punches dead Kirk Van Houten's head into dust*
"Hmph still got it!"

"Hmmm do not touch Willy....good advice"

"I'll never forget the look on his face when Marge ran him over with our----"
*Marge makes "cut it" signals*
"Anyway a man can not be brought to testify against his wife" *winks*
"Stop winking Homer"

"Awww why do they only do crucifixitions during sweeps?"

"Yea could I be any more of a house?"

"Yup she's stuck with me but if I died she be free as a bird for man or machine"
"Hmmmm machine eh?"
*Homer quickly* "Yup, a machine"

"Well I am missing the back of my head I think you can cut me a little snack"

And the Frogurt, Uter, and Kang/Kodos cook book dialogues are the best
 
Kang & Kodos

More random quotes:
"Nude conspiracies!"-Homer
"These candidates make me want to vomit in terror."
"Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of Bill Clinton?" "It does not matter which one of us you vote for. Either way your planet is doomed, DOOMED!"
"We must move forward not backward. Upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards victory."
"Well, if you're gonna probe me. Let's get started." [Homer pulls down his pants] "STOP!" "We have learned all that we can from rectal probing."
 
Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories.
"Bart is a vampire."
"Beer kills brain cells."
Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and
TV...is.

I agree with Max power.
 
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