Favorite South Park songs

Train on the Water

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You guys, this is a song I just wrote. It's called, 'I Hate You Guys.'
I hate you guys
You guys are assholes
Especially Kenny
I hate him the most
Ok now let's try one all together
I hate you guys - Come on, you guys know the words!
Especially Kenny...

You guys are my best friends
Through thick and thin
We've always been together
We're four of a kind having fun all day
Howling around and laughing away
Just best friends
Best friends are we!
I love you guys.
 
Born in New Zealand in 64,
A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe.
He loves to act but he loves one thing more,
Fightin Around the World!

He fights his directors and he fights his fans,
Its a problem no one understands.
(If there's two things he loves, its fighting and)
Fightin Around the World!

Making movies
Making music
And Fightin Around the World~~ (Russell Crowe!)
 
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker.
You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true.
NOBODY fucks uncles quite like you.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
You're the one who fucked your uncle, uncle fucker.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just fuck your uncle all day long.
- Farting and more laughter -

Traffic Cop: "What's going on here?"
- More farting -
"Ew, what garbage!"

Well, what do you expect there Canadian uncle fucker?
Uncle fucker. Uncle fucker. Uncle fucker.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. (Uncle fucker.)
You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fucker.
You're an uncle fucker, I must say.
Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle fucker, that's U-N-C-L-E fuck you!
Uncle fucker ... ah ha ha Suck my balls!


By the way, has anyone noticed that most of Cartman's songs have essentially the same melody?
 
I do not remember the lyrics, but it has to be Montage from both "Assperge" and Team America.

 
*asspen

yeah, that and kyle's mom is a big fat bitch
 
I am not one to remember episode names that well. I am away from my box sets. It has also been a while since I saw that episode. Thanks for the correction.
 
Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And thats how the cycle happens each and everyday
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
Its all here because of poo and now ill tell you why
Grass is eaten by the cattle
Which is eaten by women and men
Defuses with their body, and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer
which is tucked into the sea
and its eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes me
We got bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So that it can spring to the life and become poo for the land
Its the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe
Which crawls up to the earth, and becomes the blades of grass
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make poo for the humans, and start all over again.
Mr: Hankey You see son? Youre not an insignificate part of life!
You are life!
Cornwallis:But how can I be that blade of grass? Or a human?
I dont control what they do
Mr. Hankey:Just like your heart beets without u thinking about it.
So do your giraffes and humans do what they do. Without you even
thinking about it!But it is all one life form.It is all you.
Cornwallis: I think I see now (deep singinge voice)
Im the poo of the antelope, that flows onto the ground
Mr. Hankey: Which becomes the grass of tomorrow
Cornwallis: Yea
Mr. Hankey: Which the critters turn around
Cornwallis: And I'm the leg of a leopard. And the wings of a hen.
Both: Which becomes the inner part of humans, and turn back to
poo again. Thats the circle, the circle of poooooooooooo.
 
Cartman's German dance and Poo Choo Train

but who can go past Taco Flavoured Kisses
 
What Will Brain Boitano Do(at least he has a sense of humor-when he had a show on Food Network, the title of it was 'What Will Brian Boitano Eat?')?
 
i wanna get down on my knees & start pleasing jesus
i wanna feel his salvation all over my face!
 
Kyle's mom's a bitch!
She's a big fat bitch!
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!

On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old bitch,
And she has stupid hair!
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
She's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Kyle's Mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this...

[Different Languages]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old bitch,
And she has stupid hair!
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Kyle's Mom,
she's a big fat, fuckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, fuckin' bitch!
Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!

Also:

Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!
 
I have seen every episode of SP and never realized all of these songs. Wow.

Montage and Let's Fighting Love for me. Weird, both are insert songs.

Just remembered, Gay Fish is another good one.

 
just watched Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub for the first time ages and was reminded of this

 
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