Ralph- Your it!
Burns- We'll see about that, after him Smithers!
(sound of screeching wheels of car in pursuit)
Ralph- AHHHHHHHHHH, Your not it!
Answering the phone:
Ahoi, hoy
When he is yelling at Don Mattingly to shave his sideburns is a truly classic moment ending with him calling him a "hippie".
I dont like being outside Smithers, for one thing there are too many fat children.
Popping fresh, you glutonous little dough boy.