Duffman_2
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Hey guys whats your favorite Mr.Burns quote?
fav burns quote
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Duffman_2
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mine is
Mine would have to be "Hmmm thats odd, the blood usually gets off at the second floor"
Mine would have to be "Hmmm thats odd, the blood usually gets off at the second floor"
Snappy the Alligator
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see my sig...
Duffman_2
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haha
Thats a good one to
Thats a good one to
Duffman_2
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oh and
Another one of mine is "AHHH 60 Watts what do you think this is a tanning salon"
And "Highlarious"
Another one of mine is "AHHH 60 Watts what do you think this is a tanning salon"
And "Highlarious"
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flybrian
...and Tyler, too
"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?"
That and when Burns goes nuts like Howard Hughes and builds his Spruce Moose, which will carry 200 passangers from Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes..."Model?"
Anachronistic people are funny...
By the way, you might want to use the "EDIT" button to add/change things from your previous posts instead of making a whole new one. Just a friendly tip.
That and when Burns goes nuts like Howard Hughes and builds his Spruce Moose, which will carry 200 passangers from Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes..."Model?"
Anachronistic people are funny...
By the way, you might want to use the "EDIT" button to add/change things from your previous posts instead of making a whole new one. Just a friendly tip.
Citizen Kang
In Sane We Trust
"I'm a big boy."
"You Bloated Museum of Treachery!"
"I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm."
"You Bloated Museum of Treachery!"
"I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm."
Kidd Krush
Junior Camper
My Fav. Burns Phrase has to be Excellent 
peterjmatt
another faceless passerby
i'll keep it short and sweet. family, religion, friendship. these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. when oportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to the maternity hospital, or sitting in some phony balogna church. or "synagouge"
ShamblerSA
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I LIKE THE ONE WHERE HE SAYS HIS NAME IS MR. BURNS LOL!
IDontBLeaveNJeebus
Newbie
"Let me get this straight...you're PLEASED with your current appearance? My good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."
AND
"Simpson? EWWW! Even for a bowler you're fat!!"
AND
"Simpson? EWWW! Even for a bowler you're fat!!"
Snowball II
don't fuck my karma
When was your first gay experience?
Oh, when my father took me on a picnic. We had a gay old time. Ohh, I ate my share of weiners that day.
How nice (cough) Queer, queer!
Not exact quote, sorry.
Oh, when my father took me on a picnic. We had a gay old time. Ohh, I ate my share of weiners that day.
How nice (cough) Queer, queer!
Not exact quote, sorry.
birdie311
Newbie
" Smithers, I think I'll donate $1 million to the orphanage...when pigs fly" *pig flies across screen* "Uhhh, will you be writing that check, Sir?" "no." I might have gotten that a little wrong, but yall know what I'm talking about.
Crazy Leprechaun
Godfather's Associate
Mr. Burns: So you're saying I'm indestructible.
Doctor: No, no, even the slightest breeze could have an effect.
Mr. Burns: (interrupting) Indestructible.
Doctor: No, no, even the slightest breeze could have an effect.
Mr. Burns: (interrupting) Indestructible.
CosmicFool
Junior Camper
Ralph- Your it!
Burns- We'll see about that, after him Smithers!
(sound of screeching wheels of car in pursuit)
Ralph- AHHHHHHHHHH, Your not it!
Answering the phone:
Ahoi, hoy
When he is yelling at Don Mattingly to shave his sideburns is a truly classic moment ending with him calling him a "hippie".
I dont like being outside Smithers, for one thing there are too many fat children.
Popping fresh, you glutonous little dough boy.
Burns- We'll see about that, after him Smithers!
(sound of screeching wheels of car in pursuit)
Ralph- AHHHHHHHHHH, Your not it!
Answering the phone:
Ahoi, hoy
When he is yelling at Don Mattingly to shave his sideburns is a truly classic moment ending with him calling him a "hippie".
I dont like being outside Smithers, for one thing there are too many fat children.
Popping fresh, you glutonous little dough boy.
Sex Cauldron
Addicted to winning
"You! Foodbag! Do you have a son?"
"Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket."
"You don't have to SUE me to get my pants off."
"You believed HIS cock-and-bull story!"
"Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket."
"You don't have to SUE me to get my pants off."
"You believed HIS cock-and-bull story!"
p2501
Lost in Hollywood
Burns:"Ahh, its that delightful TV leprechaun. I'm going to get you lucky charms!"
electric buzzer noise
Moleman:"Owwww, my brains."
electric buzzer noise
Moleman:"Owwww, my brains."
bartbart
Newbie
"Too much dancing, Not enough Prancing"! - I use this quote when i play basketball and some show off tries to be impressive with fancy dribbling
Snowball II
don't fuck my karma
I really liked it in "Last Exit to Springfield" when he imitates the Grinch. If someone will give me the quote I'll put it in my sig.
Chosen One
Newbie
"Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket"
TheSimpsonsFreak
Wang Computers employe
Mr. Burns: Oh don't worry, those fumes will be sucked into that air vent.
*the plutonium fumes go into the vent, Homer goes unconcious and drops the notes he wrote about Mr. Burns selling plutonium to the terrorists. Mr Burns picks up the notes and puts them back into the vent*
Mr Burns: This place is falling apart!
*the plutonium fumes go into the vent, Homer goes unconcious and drops the notes he wrote about Mr. Burns selling plutonium to the terrorists. Mr Burns picks up the notes and puts them back into the vent*
Mr Burns: This place is falling apart!
Debbo D.
Junior Camper
fave quote
I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.
I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.
I didn't bother to check if anyone posted this, but one of my fave Burns quotes is:
Mr. Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers: But sir...
Mr. Burns: Do as I say!!
...I was at Jack Astor's and one of the waiters had this written on his t-shirt, and he also had Smithers and Burns drawn on it (and it was really close to what they actually looked like) Hehehehe ^_^
Mr. Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers: But sir...
Mr. Burns: Do as I say!!
...I was at Jack Astor's and one of the waiters had this written on his t-shirt, and he also had Smithers and Burns drawn on it (and it was really close to what they actually looked like) Hehehehe ^_^
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