Create shitty Simpsons episodes here - Part 2

Who Wants To Be A Million-Homer-aire:

Homer applies and appears on the game show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? He flukes his way to getting upto $32,000 as all the questions are in some way relates to places they have been to or stuff they have done. He then calls a friend and Moe gives him the correct answer. Before you know it, he is on the million dollar question and, despite it being about the Bleeding Gums Murphy album, Sax on the Beach, Homer gets it wrong and is then shunned by Lisa as she says he never listens to her.

The 5th Beatle:

In yet another retcon of Abe's backstory, its revealed he went back to England after the war and became best friends with all The Beatles. That is except for Paul McCartney who despised Abe for some reason. He then introduced John Lennon to Yoko Ono. Episode ends with Paul McCartney refusing to shake Abes hand when theh meet again at the end.
 
The Stumpsons: Homer buys a tree, despite the fact they already have one, and Marge tells him to get rid of it. However, Homer decides to keep it.
The Thumbsons: Homer goes hitchhiking, and ends up on a wacky adventure across the country. Then, he comes home.
The Gumsons: Bart gets sick after eating gum off the ground. Lisa then does something, and he stops being sick.
The Bumpsons: Homer gets a bump on his head, and goes to the doctor to find out what is causing it.
The Chumpsons: Bart fails a test, and Lisa calls him a chump. Lisa then apologizes.
The Rumpsons: Homer eats a rump roast.
The Trumpsons: some trump short shit idk
The Funsons: The family has fun.
The Gunsons: Homer gets shot.
The Tonsons: Homer lifts weights.
The Onions: Homer eats an onion
The Incheons: The simpsonss are going to korea
The Indians: Apu
The Infants: magey
The Idiots: home
The Sons: Bart
The Ones: 1
The S: ,
 
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Married to the Afterglow - QABF23
A Crossover of BanG Dream, It is what when Himari gets married after Marge takes to know about the Wedding Ceremony for Afterglow. In First Church of Springfield.
 
Run and Kill the Alligator.

Homer is in a nostalgia trip and remembers when the family traveled to Florida. He realizes that he indeed run over an alligator but Captain Jack turned out to be still alive, so he killed an anonymous alligator. Angry and vengeful of his days doing forced labor, he decides to travel back to Florida ignoring the fact that he isn't allowed to get in, only to kill Captain Jack.
 
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Homer On The Zip Wire To Hell:

Homer takes a family vacation to somewhere that we've heard of before. While he's there, he finds a zip-wire, and decides to go on it, but due to his immense weight, he falls straight to the ground and goes through the floor to the center of the earth, getting burnt badly and most likey being burnt to a crisp.
 
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A Dream Realized Tower - QABF28
A Crossover of Love Live and BanG Dream Anime. It will be Dream Tower since Honoka Suggested. Lisa asks Marge about the tower to make sure visiting Muse's School. as well Arisa Ichigaya's Basement.
 
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We Are... Tragedy Revue - QABF27
It will be crossover Revue Starlight anime.
When Seisho Music Academy starts the show, The Simpsons family takes to watch the show for fight these stage girls. Despite following with Nana Daiba conclusion to Mahiru Tsuyuzaki, Lisa know while the stage girl defeats the opposing rival.
 
Maggie's Graduation Day (and Everyone Else's):

Future episode. Maggie is all set to graduate from college with a PHD in gynecology, but a last-minute grade report results in her being held back for another year. As she sits in the Simpson house moping, the rest of the main family relates their graduation day experiences: Homer and Marge's high school graduation ceremonies were canceled due to COVID and held on Zoom, where the ceremonies were disrupted by hooligans with access to the public links; Bart was arrested on stage at his high school graduation for accidentally blowing up the men's bathroom; Lisa's college graduation ceremony was successful, but she developed a sort of mid-life crisis now that school was over.
 
"Comfortably D'oh" (Parts 1 & 2)

A musical two-parter in which they satirize Pink Floyd's The Wall. Guest star: Doug Walker
 
pink floyd !!!
Season 80 Episode 9: Shine on you crazy HOMER!
Homer has a secret glandular problem that causes him to get more reflective every day. The family tries to avoid talking about this skin color problem of course: they think it's racist, and "if any one of our 5 viewers complains we'll be cancelled for real this time" (Lisa).
Eventually Homer is so shiny, it illuminates the room to a painful, sun-like degree. Marge intentionally forgets to pay the electric bill and paints over all the windows; the family learns to live in complete darkness. Conveniently this also solves Homer's strange ailment after a while.
Couch gag: The couch is a two by four and the family are rusty screws that are drilled into it.

Season 80 Episode 10: You Wouldn't Steal a Card
Bart takes a picture of Ralph and sells digital copies online as an NFT. It becomes extremely valuable, and through royalties, Bart becomes a millionaire! However Bart also did not realize that the particular contract actually allows owners to summon Ralph! The beauty of NFT art. So Bart transports Ralph around the world almost 24/7 just to allow Ralph to appear in front of rich weirdos. Will Bart continue to be a millionaire and exploited Ralph-transporter, or revert to a normal lower middle class boy? (You already know.)
Chalkboard gag: This chalk is so short i couldn't even f
Couch gag: The family are pegs in the classic baby toy in which triangular or square pegs are inserted into corresponding holes, except Maggie, who is playing with it. Homer is a sphere and doesn't fit into any hole. He explodes violently on contact.
 
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Springfielddeliquintskateboardrappinmuzik

Bart and Milhouse form a rap group called incest, gaining a following. However the two are at heads when it comes to the direction of the second album, will Bart have his way and make more raps about pranks, or will Milhouse manage to shift a focus on nerd stuff and potentially alienate their audience?
 
Oops, I guess if I were so serious about this season, there would need to be a treehouse of horror.

Season 80 Episode π: Treehouse of Horror LXXIX

Opener: Bart meets Trab, his evil alien counterpart of parents Kang and Kodos. While Homer and Marge have fun figuring out who corresponds to Kang and who to Kodos, Trab defeats Bart with Spike Fu (shooting spike bullets from his alien hair). Lisa talks with Asil too, but since Asil was slightly right-leaning in US politics, she is traumatized beyond words.

Section the first: The Bartiful Ones
Bart comes up with a terrible prank for Lisa's unexplained two pet gerbils. He builds them a small "utopia" with infinite food and water, with a laser that vaporizes gerbils as the walls, and no door! As the gerbils breed and their numbers increase, Professor Frink and his friends in the scientific community obsess over this experiment and explain to Lisa that the last time this situation occurred, all the animals eventually died. Lisa wants to thank Bart for the notoriety, but then remembers this is just a prank to imprison and kill gerbils. Lisa decides to kill Bart by turning him into a gerbil in his "utopia". Finally, in the vegetarian spirit, she invents a squash that acts like a gerbil and creates social experiments with them instead, and remains important in science.

Section the second: Mmm... Everyone
The Simpsons standard family and Abraham Simpson realize the house has become a 3-torus that loops back into the kitchen, no matter which direction they try to walk. Trapped in the house forever, they eventually run out of food, and have to decide how they are going to eat each other!!! Overcome by hunger, they will not die a noble family death. See which one of them survives the longest!

Section the last: Mystery of the Unfinished Episode
After a usual sycophantic line, suddenly, Smithers finds out he can think for himself, as if there was not a script telling him what to do! It turns out that he was actually a master of oil painting techniques and wanted to paint the architecture of London. We will see a series of clips of many Springfield residents showing who they aren't as seen in the show, but what their internal mind was all along! But an overarching theme is, they are plotting to kill whoever forced them into these cartoonish roles for almost eighty unaging years.

This episode has anonymous "john doe" credits due to the final section
 
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I need help finding writers for my show, and if someone (not just the creator of this thread) is interested, let me know. Though, make sure you can create non “(bleep)” ideas.
 
Maggie's Graduation Day (and Everyone Else's):

Future episode. Maggie is all set to graduate from college with a PHD in gynecology, but a last-minute grade report results in her being held back for another year. As she sits in the Simpson house moping, the rest of the main family relates their graduation day experiences: Homer and Marge's high school graduation ceremonies were canceled due to COVID and held on Zoom, where the ceremonies were disrupted by hooligans with access to the public links; Bart was arrested on stage at his high school graduation for accidentally blowing up the men's bathroom; Lisa's college graduation ceremony was successful, but she developed a sort of mid-life crisis now that school was over.

This one could actually be a great episode.
 
Homer Goes to Buy Milk

So Homer goes to buy milk or something after an argument with magre then homer falls into a manhole and dieded or something and marge thinks hoemr left hir. thne ti ott that Homre isnt deaded and escapeses thee manhole wit the power of RADICAL SOCIAL MEDIA SUPERSTAR (Insert: Popular Youtuber) WHO TEACHES HIM HOW TO DO SOME TUBULAR YOUTUBE VIDEOS BEFORE GOING OFF TO HIT ON SOME 11 YEAR OLDS. then Himer goes home to Mareg and something something happy ending
 
Homer fears a rock, then he tortures cock

Homer gains a fear of rocks. In order to get rid of the phobia, he tries to take up CBT

Little does he know, that instead of learning about and undertaking Cognitive Behavioural Therapy, he undertakes the other CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)

Misery ensues
 
“Twerking Class Hero”
Anxious for the good all days of 2016, homer decides to make a Mik Mok video of himself shaking his butt in front of a mirror.Unfortunately it becomes really, really famous and all the wives just want their husbands to just sit down.
 
Unnamed movie-length finale: Lisa discovers a crew who have access to CCTV cameras containing live footage of every Springfieldian's life, editing them for a reality TV show everyone widely ignores. She reports the discovery to the Springfield Shopper, leaving everyone in shock. Everyone starts looking at classic moments from the series, becoming interested into the show. Meanwhile, Homer attempts to get the show off-air which they end up doing. The episode ends with the Simpsons becoming pretty happy about becoming a "normal" family again and not being famous.
That's the plot from to survey with love, isnt it?
 
Homer's Dinner
Homer's food fights him when they find out he ate their friends and family.
 
*Bart commits several horrific crimes and blames Martin and gets away with it*

So baert has had enough of Skool and proceeds to set the school on fire which causes a gas explosion and kills everyone inside except for Bart and Maritn. Then Bart goes and sets the Springfield Orphanage and blames Martin. Then Bart murders his family and the Flanders in cold blood then blames Martin. martin gets sentenced to death and is dragged away to the chair while Bart cackles. The end
 
Also Thanksgiving of Horror II:

Intro: It picks off right off where 'The last thanksgiving ended, with the aliens violently devouring the Simpsons. Suddenly, Milhouse comes back from the dead and uses his Milhouse powers to revive everyone so they can gang up on Martin (Who was revived) for being a traitorous swine. Unfortunately, while they did kill Martin. They accidentally blew up the wreckage and killed them all. The end

Chapter A: Bart becomes gravy
bart becomes gravy and gets slowly devoured. Nobody knows what happens to Bart and his disappearance goes national. It ends with Bart getting drunken by homer.

Chapter B: Milhouse gets his revenge
So it's thanksgiving dinner and the Van Houtens are over for the event. After Lisa rejects Milhouse. millhouse goes into a rage. Violently Murdering the Cat. He then blows the Simpson Family up with tannerite. But unfortunately for him, Lisa survives. Milhouse chases Lisa down with a carving knife then stabs her in the artery and letting her slowly bleed out. Then Milhouse sets the house on fire.

Chapter C: lisa chokes on thanksgiving dinner

During Thanksgiving Dinner, Lisa chokes on some Potatoes and dies. the end
*Credits*
 
In the NAME OF SCIENCE

Lisa imprisons Bart, Martin, Milhouse, Nelson, Database, Janey, Wendell, and Lewis in an empty grey room with nothing in it besides a single can of spam and a screwdriver for a SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT. There isn't enough spam for everyone. So it's decided that they should kill Milhouse with the screwdriver. Martin does this but unfortunately enjoyed it a bit much and kills Nelson. But the rest are able to stop this rampage by knocking Martin out and stabbing him in the arteries. With 3/8 of the group gone. The gang are able to enjoy their spam. Lisa is impressed by how well they took out martin and rewards them with a can of sardines. But things get violent when Bart and Wendell start arguing who gets it. bart uses the one thing Homer has taught him and violently strangles Wendell to death. He then distributes the 4 sardines in the can among the rest. But Janey chokes on it and dies. Bart seizes the moment and pulls out a switch blade he had smuggled in and stabs Database several times before slitting his throat. Lewis grabs the screwdriver and kills Bart. Lewis is released and Lisa rewards him with a can of Tomato Soup.

Lisa then turns in all the notes she has taken and gets an A+++.
 
Season 80 Episode 11: Die Rollers
The Simpsons family visits the rubble of Mr. Burns Casino and they play craps together. Although Lisa's a natural, they can only play three rounds before the rubble of a security guard finds that Lisa is underage. In a money panic, they buy growth hormones to make Lisa instantly older, however, it is too effective and she is now 800 years old! She must continue gambling to earn the quintillions of dollars in healthcare that she needs to stay alive. The family leaves the old Lisa in the rubble forever, and wins a new 8 year old Lisa from a cereal box they bought with their last 54 dollar bill.
Chalkboard gag: Bart eats the chalk and dies while turning pale white (this is a reference to a movie made in 2068 called White Blood Palace)
Couch gag: The family are spaceships in a shmup game, and they shoot to destroy a couch boss.

Season 80 Episode S1 (Special): New Year's Solution
Martin teamed up with Professor Frink and God to invent the Solvulator, a tablet-like mechanism that could solve any problem, and if words were insufficient, it would produce the answer. Lisa was chosen to test it out. She asked how the world's carbon emissions could be lowered to zero within 10 years. It destroyed the universe. Oops.
 
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The 5th Beatle:

In yet another retcon of Abe's backstory, its revealed he went back to England after the war and became best friends with all The Beatles. That is except for Paul McCartney who despised Abe for some reason. He then introduced John Lennon to Yoko Ono. Episode ends with Paul McCartney refusing to shake Abes hand when theh meet again at the end.

This one could be a really good plot, actually.
 
Season 80 Episode 12:
Who Shot and Killed Bart so Severely that he had to Respawn Pixels at a Time, and It Took A Month For Enough of an Outline of Him to Return to Start Communicating in Morse Code and Feel the Pain? Part 1

The chalkboard gag "I will not be shot and killed again" is subverted as Bart sees a new playground installation outside, which is just a large wagon wheel made out of the Grim Reaper's finger bones. Just like everyone else, Bart knows he will be killed in a devastating, abstract way if he comes in contact, but he's still curious to use it in pranks, and walks close to it. Someone throws a small rock and Bart falls onto the death wheel face-first, and he turns into several vibrating, seizure-inducing polygons that look like a face sadder than humanly possible, and then completely disappears. A few days later, yellow and orange dust particles materialize in the Simpsons house. Homer is slightly irritated that Bart died, "This is my boy, this is my property", and will sternly reprimand whoever shot the small rock, but Bart is not enough of a being yet for him to ask...

The actual content of the episode is only 51 seconds long. The rest is commercials ❤️
 
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