Create shitty Simpsons episodes here - Part 2

Yes Means Yes, No Means No, Panda Means Panda
Has Bart ever owned a bear? He has now. A panda bear that is. Bart wins a panda bear as a pet from a radio contest. However, it happens to be the very same panda bear that had assaulted Homer in Homer vs Dignity. After a traumatized screaming fit even louder than the one from The Blunder Years, Homer gives Bart an ultimatum: either the panda goes, or Homer goes. Bart chooses the panda, so Homer runs away.

In order to support himself, Homer files a lawsuit against Springfield Zoo, holding them responsible for the panda rape. However, Judge Snyder dismisses the case, and tells Homer "if you didn't want to get raped, you shouldn't have dressed up like a panda". This comment sparks outrage throughout Springfield, angry at Judge Snyder for victim-blaming Homer. Lisa organizes a Panda Slutwalk, where the people of Springfield march through the streets dressed up in slutty panda outfits. Milo Yiannopoulous, guest starring as himself, leads a counterprotest where he claims Homer is making false rape accusations against pandas.

The Problem With Azaria
A bored and overworked Apu comes up with various funny voices to entertain his customers at the Kwik-E-Mart, and soon realizes he can do a pretty good comedic Jewish accent. Some Netflix executives shopping at the Kwik-E-Mart are impressed by Apu's Jewish accent, and offer him a role as voice actor for a new animated series about a Jewish family called The Azarias. Apu accepts and plays the dad, Harry Azaria, a movie producer, who's married to an investment banker and AIPAC lobbyist.

Krusty the Klown is offended by the new series for perpetuating harmful Jewish-American sterotypes; he is repeatedly made fun of by other Springfielders calling him "Azaria". To channel his outrage at the show and at Apu, Krusty creates a special television documentary called The Problem With Azaria, where he gather other Jewish comedians to talk about Jewish representation in entertainment: Larry David, Jackie Mason, and Sarah Silverman guest star as themselves. Mindy Kaling guest stars as the octuplets.
 
Peekimon Fever

In this lost episode from the season 11-12 era, Bart gets addicted to the new Peekimon craze, from video games to the cartoon to the trading card game. Meanwhile, Lisa attempts to put a stop to people being addicted to "cutesy fictional creatures" and get the Peekimon games banned from Springfield, which ends up working.
 
Bart makes a new friend who is a good kid. This good behavior rubs off on Bart. The whole Family even Lisa I sick of Bart being a nice kid and have to temp him into being bad again. They miss the real him with out Bart's mischief their lives are boring. Then they have to make Bart split up with the friend when he is away from the friend he acts bad again. This plot is pretty good just not right for the Simpsons.
 
"The Simp-Bart-o Experiment"

Lisa gets upset when Bart eats her dessert when she's not looking, saying that he's going to suffer dearly the next time it happens. Bart once again eats Lisa's dessert, causing Lisa to hit him in the head with a cosh. When Bart wakes up, he's chained in the basement and Lisa subjects him to a series of physical torture-based events, ranging from choking him to playing loud music that he can't stand. Bart tries to escape, but Lisa once again hits him with the cosh. When Homer walks downstairs, he thinks that Bart and Lisa are playing torture and leaves them alone to go get some beer. Bart tells Lisa that he'll never eat another one of her desserts again, and she lets him go, but not before she allows Milhouse and Nelson to take pictures of Bart's physical state and puts them on social media.

"Surviving Kompowsky"

Leon Kompowsky (this time voiced by John Legend) returns to Springfield to visit the Simpson family. However, Kompowsky has now convinced himself that he's R. Kelly, leading to everyone in Springfield thinking that he is R. Kelly as well. "Surviving R. Kelly" airs on Lifetime, and Kompowsky immediately becomes public enemy number one. Homer, a longtime R. Kelly fan, decides to help repair Kelly's public image despite objections from Marge and Lisa. Krusty decides to take an episode of his show featuring R. Kelly from the late 1990s out of circulation, stating that Kelly is a monster and he treated him the same way he treated Michael Jackson when his episode was pulled (Sideshow Mel, however, points out that Krusty only pulled the Jackson episode because Jackson was given credit in the media for a song Krusty wrote, and he's only pulling the Kelly episode because he no longer finds R&B music financially lucrative). Homer gets R. Kelly an exclusive interview with Kent Brockman, but Kelly is drunk during the interview, swears repeatedly and threatens to kill Brockman whenever the documentary is brought up.

Marge asks Homer why he would ever try to defend R. Kelly, and Homer says that R. Kelly is one of his role models. He says that Kelly taught him how to dance again, and that everyone wants to assume the worst about him just because people made a documentary defaming him for money. Homer tries to get Kelly to apologize publicly, but he refuses to, stating that nobody wants to believe the truth and he gave people 30 years of music. Later on, Lisa is in her room when Kelly shows up. After Lisa yells at him for what he did (despite not knowing any of the victims' names), Kelly gets aroused and tries to kiss Lisa, but she lies and says she has to get some shoes downstairs. She then tells Homer and Marge what happened, but Homer initially believes that Lisa flirted with Kelly. After Marge tells Homer that he's a horrible father, Homer finally realizes the truth about R. Kelly and tells him to leave.

Later on that night, Homer says that all celebrities should be punished for every halfway horrible thing they do, and he will never be a fan of R. Kelly ever again. At that point, the song "Same Girl" comes on the radio and Homer begins dancing to it. Marge asks Homer about what he just said, and Homer tells her to shut the hell up because Usher is featured on the track as well. "Same Girl" plays over the end credits.
 
The Krusty Bay
Bart over-hears that many shows don't get released on DVD and we can't see older episodes in public without being repeats or copies recorded from the TV station it aired on. Soon, Bart starts pirating the Krusty The Clown Show off Bootleg Bay (presembly they will have a "Worldwide HD" watermark in reference to the majority of Simpsons "TV rips" coming from Canadian TV network Global), doing a marathon of older episodes until being interrupted by Lisa, who understands Bart pirated the show and is afraid he'll get in court for this. Barts ignores, but Homer understands the "Bart is pirating Krusty" thing.

Bart goes to court, feeling miserable. The judge discusses in-derp about how pirating content online is illegal, while Bart discusses about what happened that day. Bart is almost sequenced in jail, but Bart responds by saying it should go to the pirates. Soon enough, it gets immediately interrupted in the same manner of "Steal This Episode".

Bart and Homer are talking about what shall happen after the court at home, and Bart states he shall never pirate online again.
 
The Picture of Dorian Burns

The hideous love child of the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror and The Picture of Dorian Gray, by Oscar Wilde.

I'd love to hear what people think of this. Feedback is the only way I'm going to improve.

Thanks from down under!
 

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Dial M For Murdoch:

Rupert Murdoch takes control of the show and forces the family to have a new child and Mayor Quimby stays a Democrat while all the Springfield Republicans and their HQ go Democrat. Apu comes back, only this time he is an ACTUAL negative stereotype. The show now has a rule for every chalkboard gag to have the first line say "CNN sucks" and the last line to say "We pledge allegiance to Lord Murdoch."

(I'm not a liberal, this is what a crazy liberal would imagine this concept as)



Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Skinner? (aka One Coarse Seymour, but that title sucks)

Agnes and Chalmers get married and Principal Skinner lives with the two yelling at him all the time. Skinner then kills himself. Chalmers and Agnes throw a party until Chief Wiggum arrests them and they both kill themselves before they make it to jail.


Tell me which one is worse.
 
Okay I just thought of a terrible and insanely dark episode.

In an alternate universe, the Simpson family and the Flanders family are both portrayed as being Jewish. In this universe, the episode "Home Sweet Home-Diddly Dum Doodily" involves the Simpsson kids being taken into foster care by the Flanders family. It seems like the exact same episode, only instead of Homer and Marge trying to stop their kids from being baptized, they need to stop their kids from being circumcised instead.

I don't know why I thought of this.
 
Yours Is No Disgrace Like Homer

The gang goes to a Yes concert and Homer is so moved by the music that he starts crying. Unfortunately for him Bart, finding it amusing, films the whole thing. The video goes viral and Homer becomes a town pariah.
 
Bart Gets An F II

Bart gets a bad grade on his test and has to take summer school. He tells his Diskard chat about it, and they flood his channel with "F" to pay respects.
 
Lisa the Vegan

Basically the same plot as Lisa the Vegetarian except Lisa is a vegan and the plot is much, much worse.

After a trip to the butcherhouse, Lisa refuses to eat meat (or in this case, anything made out of animals, including milk and cheese) and becomes a vegan. When the family find out about this, they attempt to kill her. By the end of the episode, the family go to jail for attempted murder.

Homer Takes a Shit for 22 Minutes

The title says it all, really.
 
I'm new to this forum, and I somehow have joke episode ideas. I'll pretend they're from Season 80.

Season 80 Episode 2: Blue Tooth
Marge finds out she has an extra tooth, and decides to test it out by eating rocks.
Couch Gag: There is a target representing a gun which is the camera. It shoots the members of the family one by one, but they mysteriously respawn before all of them die. This goes on for several minutes.

Season 80 Episode 3: Think Outside the Bart
Fed up with his latest prank of toasting a sandwich 8 times in a row (causing the entire town to smell burnt), the residents of Springfield all try to keep Bart inside a box as punishment. However, Bart escapes every time.
Couch Gag: The family are CGI springs and bounce slowly to a CGI couch.

Season 80 Epsiode 4: Don't Lose Your Marble!
Mayor Quimby reluctantly tells the Simpsons it's their turn to handle Jebediah's Grand Marble. It is an artifact that nobody has ever stopped holding, and is traded monthly between families. However when Homer forgets that he has hands, Jebediah's ghost is released and won't stop terrorizing the town until his tongue is returned.
Couch Gag: They sit on the couch normally, and are mad at the viewer for expecting something cool to happen.

Season 80 Episode 5: Eye Rule
Lisa wonders why she does not have depth perception and finds out she has a rubber eye. Not to be saddened, she bounces her eye around and invents a new sport called Eye-ball. Meanwhile, Homer sits too deeply in the toilet and can only be dislodged by a plumber with depth perception.
Couch Gag: The couch is in the middle of a spinning room. As the Simpsons approach to sit on it, they are knocked out by the spinning couch back side.
 
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Those couch gags actually sound better than most of the stuff nowadays. The one where they do nothing and say something about has been done, but then a bunch of stuff happens to them after they say it.
 
Love is a Many-Tindered Thing

Bart goes on Tinder to find a girlfriend and chooses to go out with a girl named Sindy - who later turns out to be Sideshow Bob using a fake profile picture. Hilarity ensues as Sideshow Bob attempts to kill Bart once again. Meanwhile, Homer works an Oober driver and puts other taxi services out of business.
 
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Love is a Many-Tindered Thing

Bart goes on Tinder to find a girlfriend and chooses to go out with a girl named Sindy - who later turns out to be Sideshow Bob using a fake profile picture. Hilarity ensues as Sideshow Bob attempts to kill Bart once again. Meanwhile, Homer works an Oober driver and puts other taxi services out of business.
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Replace Bart with Cartman and replace Bob with a new South Park character and that could be a really good SP episode
 
Season "80" Episode 6: Tongue-Thaied
Mr. Burns finally gets the bill for the international call Homer made in "The Mansion Family". The Simpsons can either pay $500 (which is like $10 in 2019 money) or negotiate with Thailand's government by traveling to Bangkok. Guess what they go to Bangkok! While there, Lisa eats a very spicy mi krop and becomes the country's princess; Bart makes fun of the capital's short name and is forced to say the full name or be executed.

Season "80" Episode 7: Chromo Trigger
Capitalizing on the new gene therapy trend, Bart sells his chromosomes on the black market and starts to become critically deformed. Prof. Frink says the only choice to save Bart is for the Simpsons extended family to donate chromosomes in a super-transfusion.

Season "80" Episode 8: Home on the Mange
When the Simpsons' house is impaled by a Christmas Stick, the family must learn to live out the holidays at the only available residence in Springfield: an elephant carcass! They must also stop Cletus from frying the carcass for his Christmas dinner.
 
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A Brand-New Simpsons Episode

The "episode" re-uses different scenes from previous episodes to make it look like a "new episode"... and all the voice actors from the show re-dub the scenes.

Homo Simpson

In what's basically a re-write of "Stark Raving Dad", Homer gets mistakenly identified as a homosexual when he wears a pink shirt to work.

Donor Lisa

Lisa becomes an organ donor.

I'm in Love with My Car

Homer buys a talking self-driving car (voiced by guest star Margot Robbie) and develops a romantic relationship with the car. However, the episode becomes a "marriage crisis" episode when Marge gets concerned when Homer spends too much time with his new car. Meanwhile, Bart attempts to become famous on ViewTube by playing pranks on unsuspecting people in Springfield.
 
Homer the Badman

Homer has a mid-life crisis and starts acting like a chav.

Only people from British are gonna get this...
 
Kamp Krustier: The Good Version
When the school comes up with possible opinions on what the school could have a trip to, Bart suggests Camp Bart. With the teachers thinking he's joking, it turns out such place exists and the horror begins again, After Bart tells the teachers that this horrid camp used to be Kamp Krusty. With the students having to experience their horrid time again, it all comes to an end. Actually this could work as a Comics issue too.

*Moved my original idea to the "episodes done by different showrunners" thread*
 
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The Happiest Place on Earth :

Bart after watching the remake of the Tiger Prince (Lion King), becomes completely crazy over "Disney Remakes", and buys all the merch. Homer and Marge become worried about Bart's new interests, however Marge trying to understand her son goes and sees Tiger Prince and loves it, and comes home with some merch herself much to Homer's bretrayal and confusion. Homer walks out of the house and sees baby Maggie crying, Homer picks her up and Homer imagines Maggie as a Baby Yoda type creature. No reasons as to why, he just does.

Lisa does a speech about being brainwashed by the "Disney " company, but nobody cares. In the end Lisa just shrugs it off and walks off to her room. Bart sneaks in and catches Lisa watching "Disney +", and Lisa in a confession admits that she likes "Disney", as well. Bart laughs and does a fortnite dance and then grabs Lisa to the cinema where they watch the Tiger Prince again.
 
One Fish, Two FIsh, Red Fish, Black Fish

Emma Hallberg (guest starring as herself) is the Swedish ambassador of Springfield. Lisa becomes best buddies with her at Evergreen Terrace, until she realizes that Emma's been "blackfishing" to get sponsorship, and asks the black citizens (and Apu, in his final role) and they are disgusted through social media. Springfield then attacks with pitchforks and torches (a la The Telltale Head and other episodes and the Movie).

Homer's Phobia...With Some Diana

Guest Starring: Diana Ross


Millhouse and Bart are bored , so they goes looking at the old records and finds various Supremes and Diana Ross albums. Then Bart gets the idea to dress in drag and makeup and dance to Diana Ross. They have so much fun, until Homer strangles Bart, then panics running around the house. Hopefully, Marge orders tickets to see Diana in concert, which makes it much worse. Boring ol' chaos ensues dragging along a little bit, until the concert is finished. When Diana does a Q&A, Homer asks if his son is going through a phase. Diana responds- "It's OK."

In real life- chaos in social media ensues.
 
"Bart the Autist"

After Bart gets another failing grade, Homer and Marge begin wondering if he is mentally disabled, so they subject him to a series of psychological evaluations. The results come back with Bart testing positive for Asperger's Syndrome. Bart is initially worried that he'll have to start eating lunch in the dumpster with Groundskeeper Willie, but he ends up receiving special treatment for his condition. Bart becomes praised in Springfield as a hero, gets free stuff from his favorite establishments, and even lands a human interest piece with Kent Brockman. Lisa finds out from a doctor's call that Bart's file was switched with another kid's. He doesn't have Asperger's, he's "just another dumb prick." Lisa breaks the news to Bart, but he decides to keep up the charade because for the first time in his life, he is expected to be an underachiever and take pride in it. The respect he gets as an autistic child from everyone around him is much more valuable than telling the truth.

Around this same time, a website called Kiwi Farms has begun creating a thread on Bart, referring to him as the youngest lolcow in the world and threatening to dox the Simpsons. Fearing for her life, Lisa pleads with Bart to admit he doesn't really have Asperger's, but it only prompts Bart to imagine a future where the family gets killed and he receives sympathy gifts in exchange. One day while watching TV, Bart considers coming clean when the family ends up getting swatted. It is revealed that an anonymous tip labeled Bart as a potential threat to American safety when he didn't get the juice he wanted, so he lost his cool and began hacking online accounts as revenge. Bart still doesn't say anything about not being autistic until his phone is shot, which causes him to cry about it and admit the truth.

Bart is grounded for pretending to have a social disease and the potential book that was going to be written about his struggle with Asperger's is cancelled. Lisa asks Bart if he's learned anything and he says that next time, he should try faking a terminal illness, because he'll get major sympathy points that way.
 
Yes, you, the fan, are a bigot

There is little to no plot at all, outside of lecturing you about political correctness. Women fuse their DNA with that of some reptiles so they don't need sperm to get pregnant. Homer is portrayed here as someone the writers want you to side against because Bart revealed he was a trans girl. However, Bart said it was obvious because "he wears dresses, hair bows and even started to speak in a flamboyant voice". Homer really thought Bart wanted to be a drag queen and was even happy about it, but nope. Trans girl. The episode also endorses transhumanism as Lisa doesn't want to die and wants to live in a computer forever just to see how the world evolves until it ceases to exist. It also spits to your face that "same-sex attraction" means "same gender attraction" (it shows Julio with the still not transitioned Pommelhorst), when "gender" and "sex" aren't even the same (they actually did it at the end of THOH XXX. Yuck). The episode also implies that anyone who didn't go to see neither Terminator: Dark fate nor What men want in theaters is misogynistic and racist by showing BRA again and reformed for no reason at all. Abraham reveals that the new reason why he and Homer left Mona (now it's Abraham and Homer who left Mona) is because she threatened him that, if he didn't leave their house with Homer, then she would have killed both of them because she hates men and wanted Homer to be a girl (yes, Mona was sweet with him in previous episodes, but given what they did do Kamp Krusty...). At first, Abraham was patient and waited as she gave him a deadline of around 6 years. And it's been made in such a way it looks like the episode wants you to side with her.

The episode ends with Marge, looking stiff at the camera, saying: "Women have a reason to hate cis men, even when they've done nothing to them. Cis men don't, even when women act like jerks towards them".
 
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Invisi-Bart (a Treehouse of Horror segment)

Professor Frink invents an invisibility machine that make Bart invisible and he scares the people of Springfield and everybody thinks that he's a ghost.
 
kwijibo said:
A Brand-New Simpsons Episode

The "episode" re-uses different scenes from previous episodes to make it look like a "new episode"... and all the voice actors from the show re-dub the scenes.
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That's basically "Another Simpsons Clip Show"
 
The Stairway To D'oh
This is basically Homer going up the stairs and falling back down for the next 22 minutes. Hilarity Ensures as Bart laughs every time.
 
Beyond Blunderdome: Jerkass Edition
Jerkass Mel Gibson and Jerkass Homer get into a tussle after Homer's latest edition of Mrs. Lisa Goes To Washington flops. Mel wins. After everyone hears about the fight, he is banned from entering film shops ever again. Homer then goes on a rampage only to be stopped by Mel.
 
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