Chalkboard, Billboard, and Couch Gag Thread!

Lisa: All anthology and No Allison makes Lisa go Crazy.

I will not spend all my life on a forum
I will not pray that Martin gets last in the Science fair
I am not Satan'
Satan is not cool.
 
Some billboards here:

Dr. Nick: Voted the No. 1 Joke Doctor in 2020
Kent Brookman: Bring you the COVID news at home, as it's the only news!

Another Blackboard:

I will not white the blackboard (done while he's coloring the board white.
 
Late response, but

There should be an episode where there is seemingly no chalkboard gag, but the rest of the intro is there, and then randomly during the episode it unexpectedly cuts 5o Bart writing "I will not move the chalkboard gag to the middle of the episode"

That happened twice, with "I will not bring the blackboard home" and "I will not mess with the opening credits". In both cases, the blackboard gag was combined with the couch gag.
 
Another Blackboard and Couch Gag:

I will not make many holes in the blackboard (while Bart is writing on a damaged blackboard which has a lot of holes
The couch is 5 seats. Every member of the family sits on one part, but then Homer's seat gets ejected, flinging him into the ceiling.
 
A very simple couch gag I'm surprised they still haven't done.

The family run and sit on the couch but they are wearing each other's clothes: Homer is dressed like Maggie, Marge is dressed like Lisa, Bart is dressed like Homer, Lisa is dressed like Bart, and Maggie is dressed like Marge

(Homer sucks his pacifier)
 
I will not accuse people of bullying me, even if they did.

(A callback to Bart The General, where Bart was not allowed to say that he was bullied, as he would've broken the schoolyard code)
 
I will not waste my time doing menial tasks.

(A reference to Bart writing the same lines on a chalkboard)
 
I will not rip Moe's Bar Rag into shreds just because that it appeared in a awful episode, as it's somehow, a living being

(Reference to Moe Goes From Rags To Riches there)
 
I will not pee in the sink.

(Seriously, how has no one thought of this one? It's one of the ultimate memes)
 
(The same chalkboard gag in two different episodes)
Copy and paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Copy and paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
 
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