Can you suck your own...

I can't do either. Not that I'd want to.

Toes would taste all sweaty and awful and as for li'l pops, well, I don't like putting that sort of thing into my mouth. Not at all. Or anyone else's. Not a very pleasant thing to happen, through experience.

Though under different, less traumatic circumstances, I could enjoy it in theory, but it'd be too painful, psychologically going through all that again..
 
Autocunnilingus is not physically possible: any porn purporting to depict it is fake. You would have to be hyperflexible and have a macro-clit to even get a small lick in as the body just doesn't bend that way.

Very disappointing.
 
Despite my size, I'm able to suck on my toes (and tits, sure) fairly easily. TBH when I was much younger and more frantic about constantly chewing on my nails, I would sometimes bite my toenails, too, but only after a shower. The idea grosses me out now.
 
[MENTION=45944]kes[/MENTION] and [MENTION=1694]kupomog[/MENTION], I used to do the after a shower toenail thing as a kid too. It doesn't really gross me out now or anything but y'know, a little set of nail scissors does the job much more effectively.

Autocunnilingus is not physically possible: any porn purporting to depict it is fake. You would have to be hyperflexible and have a macro-clit to even get a small lick in as the body just doesn't bend that way.

Very disappointing.

This is why we need portal gun technology tbh
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Yeah sure I'll second biting on toenails after a shower. If nothing else, the risk of a painful hangnail makes it not worth it
 
I don't get why you would want to go down on yourself other than to say you could really.
 
There are tons of reasons, about as many as there are reasons for wanting to get off manually. Hands and toys can't compare to a real mouth, sometimes I want zero contact with another person but I want to get off, I'm attracted to myself, I really enjoy doing it to others, zero pressure to satisfy a second person.
 
Have never really thought about the "Why?" much other than "Because I wanna get off" but yeah, all of those make perfect sense. Honestly, the amount of straight guys who would be worried that their friends would question their sexuality over that sort of thing if they knew makes it even more of a reason why people would do it for every reason that isn't bragging rights.

Same and same. I have big boobs (like around a 38G)

Genuinely curious, is that uncomfortable on your back/neck/shoulders? I know that can be a fairly common problem for women with larger busts but I've never really questioned it enough to be like "What's the typical cup size where it goes from manageable to burdensome?".
 
What's the last thing you want to hear after sucking your own cock? Your grandfather say "thanks for sucking my cock".
 
Genuinely curious, is that uncomfortable on your back/neck/shoulders? I know that can be a fairly common problem for women with larger busts but I've never really questioned it enough to be like "What's the typical cup size where it goes from manageable to burdensome?".

Strangely enough, no. I had a friend (former, now) who had boobs slightly smaller than mine (she had lost a lot of weight and ended up giving me one of her old 38G bras since I had no idea what my correct size was and all my bras were old, a wrong size, and generally falling apart at the time) and she had really bad back and chest pain from them. Granted, she had at one time been a lot heavier and had boobs even bigger than 38G at one point, but at the time I knew her, she was like around an F-cup or E-cup and still had pain from them, and IIRC she said that she wore a bra most of the time and wanted to go for having them downsized surgically.

Me, I'm the exact opposite, I never wear a bra around the house. Really, most of the time I just don't notice the weight unless I jump or the tissue changes/swells up during my period.

TBH mine might not be quite a 38G, but that's the bra size I use since anything smaller is too small and anything larger is too large. Bra sizing is really weird and doesn't always correspond to what you think it might be or the volume of your boobs. If you have a large-boobed friend or loved one I would recommend them checking out Reddit's "a bra that fits" subreddit since it goes into a lot of detail about how to correctly size yourself.
 
Thanks for the insight. Can't say I have many friends or family who would be voicing any bra size woes to me, but I appreciate the tip. :lol: As for the whole "Not wearing a bra around the house" part. I probably know more people who opt to go braless for comfort at home than not, so you're not exactly alone there.

I've known a few people who've wanted to downsize their breasts surgically due to a number of things that they found annoying. Not sure if any of them ever actually got around to having it done but I can't imagine what having to deal with the annoyance of that is like to the point where you'd want to go as far as to have them surgically reduced.
 
Soon as I get home and walk in the door, the bra is off until I leave the property again. Such a great feeling.
 
On the subject of not wearing underthings, [MENTION=38730]PATRICK WILSON[/MENTION] has expressed a love of going commando in Tinychat on several occasions. Not super big on doing that whilst out and about (Because there's no way in Hell I could be comfortable with denim and a metal zip making direct contact with my junk) but around the house when I'm in lounge pants, I gotta say, it ain't bad. Never really done it until recently but I can for sure understand the appeal. It doesn't add a whole lot of extra comfort because it's not like my boxers are crushing my nads or whatever but it's pleasant enough.
 
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