#97
Selman's first true THOH! Toss all the cynicism aside for a moment, forget last week (well that's me talking to me as the minority but y'know), because after Thanksgiving of Horror and Halloween of Horror I have two solid separate pieces of evidence that when it comes to spooky outings, Selman's Helmin' can turn out Well Man. Under his tutelage, the show's first canon Halloween episode gave Springfield a great nostalgic energy, an active feeling of that small town revelry in the rituals, where the whole town feels utilized and we get a sympathetic Lisa story at the core, and we know his first crack at a proper trilogy wound up better directed and more creatively detailed than anything Jean has lead in ages, even if my opinion on its middle segment has further dwindled and characterizes it with weaknesses that transcend the matter of showrunner discrepancy. I still think The Last Thanksgiving is excellent and understands everything about what a THOH-like segment should be, to parody but keep it within the Simpsons universe, to make the scares authentic without forgetting to give it some levity and sardonicism, and most importantly, CHARACTER. Not the Simpsons dressed as Mad Max characters or portraying Na'vi or acting out Sherlock Holmes with a fake blood budget, at some core level they have to be the characters we love, but once you get that core right, go nuts! So here we go, let's see if it was a fluke or the result of the Thanksgiving theming or if THOHs have a brighter future. I want them to, I wouldn't scribble this preamble in year four for Jean.
So! Out of the three segments on display this go-round I was most trepidatious about this one, hard to read through the nearly 100 Sincerely Angry and Not At All Hyperbolic Screeds I've so passionately scrawled on the walls of my looney bin room I've named the NHC and not sympathize with the fear that oh dear, here we go, another pulseless excuse for parody where the series latches onto some big property like a BONG JOON HO'S PARASITE and sucks until the thing is dry of vital fluids and soul, wears the skin suit and tap dances listlessly through a Wikipedia summary of the plot to collect their fat paychecks, a conundrum I have well and truly run out ways to articulate with satisfying variation. This is especially worrisome when the source material isn't some genre schlock and deserves to be handled deftly, lest you just end up insultingly lazy or condescendingly snarky. The Babadook almost feels like it was the shockwave that set off an ongoing era that critics annoyingly call "elevated horror", as I believe it may have been among the first of this new crop of original horror stories where a monster acts as a physical manifestation of traumas, before it had become so commonplace that even Halloween's soft reboot adapted it's heavy focus on turmoil, on aftermath. The Babadook is a mournful tale about a mother and son enduring the aftermath of losing a husband/father and the disconnect and resentment in trying to go on, and how those plaguing emotions erupt into a bleak fairytale monster in the shadows. Now I never figured the show would bother to axe Homer to nail the parallel, and the source material is a bit too weighty to give levity if played straight, so I didn't know what to expect beyond them going through the scary storybook rigamarole, which honestly without the details isn't really the Babadook anymore. That could so easily become another Parasite situation, gesturing half heartedly towards gravity and running the clock out with mimicry, but they actually go another route.
So this is an odd case, where I wouldn't really say there is much of a parody taking place for most of it, but the show also isn't trying to mimic the movie outright. A classic tactic as far back as the Monkey's paw has been to toss some spooky object at the Simpsons and see how the modern-for-the-90s family would use them, time traveling toasters and teleporters and such, and here the Pookadook acts more as a generic cursed tome, the beginning has no real inference of the meaning behind the curse beyond saying it uses yr rage, there's no backstory it simply ends up on Maggie's bedtime book shelf and fires its nasty black smoke into Marge's body and bing bong curse time. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of direct parallels, the design of the Pookadook feels exactly the same as the Babadook, the book has the same feel of a twisted fairytale with folklore aesthetics to misdirect one from the source of the evil, and the ultimate result is pitting Marge against Maggie, thus mirroring the element of struggle with parenthood manifesting into a chaos that has to be tempered by the child's love. Check check aaaaand check, well it sure sounds like a modern THOH parody, but something's different. For one I actually think this segment understands that less is more, that to directly riff on the material is probably a black hole if yr going for a breezier and more genre fiction style tale, we don't have the time to slow burn through bittersweet memories and what have you, so it works the barebones rhythms of the original but it streamlines them such that what you get is an idea as direct as "what if Marge got possessed and tried to kill Maggie?". It won't blow any minds on a conceptual level but it's an open playground to do some spoopy cat and mouse.
The dynamics of the characters also change from the original when you have a baby, Maggie was the smart choice here as she would be most receptive to the ominous things the storybook alludes to, it plays to the believability of the fantasy before it actually comes true, a sense of danger to emphasize Marge as a source of comfort so that when said comfort is overpowered by the danger and Maggie has no security it's genuinely effective, and the opening book reading sets up just the right pieces to get schmoovin', the monster feeds on rage and you woke him by reading the book good job idiot. It's more Evil Dead than Babadook but we can work with that, book appears in the crib, reforms itself after being ripped, still gets across a sense of being supernatural. The genuine sense of danger for Maggie is accentuated too when the rest of the family are sent away, as Marge straight up pulls a knife on Maggie and lurches toward her with this devilish grin, its this exact moment Maggie's truest security blanket becomes her worst nightmare, the house has a claustrophobic feel as we are put in her...shoes? Does Maggie own any shoes. Put in her perspective running around the house cuz y'know, baby, don't have anywhere to go, and even with her usual smarter-than-average-baby tactics can't hide her fear. Marge meanwhile has sounded pretty haggard for awhile as Kavner's voice deteriorates but that goblin-like sneer works for the vibe of this segment, Marge doesn't have much of a transformation she just sports Scary Eyes >: ) but Kavner camps it up and as the segment goes the voice falls progressively in pitch as the monster takes completely over. There's a choice bit of direction where Marge yanks a knife from the block stabbing randomly at surfaces with a bloodlust, almost like practice for the real thing. When she hears Maggie in the basement, suddenly she takes flight and her overwhelming energy causes the kitchen light to shatter, as she glides towards the basement door, the Pookadook seen fully in her shadow to signify that there is no Marge at the surface. Tone! Vibes! Sweet sweet fucking Halloween energy, is this show having fun? Am...am I having fun???
HERE'S THE REAL FUCKED UP PART: there's a moment where it could have all fallen apart. Right at the end the segment sort of fumbles into trying to make Marge's possession about her resentment, ala the source, of being left out of fun and feeling like she's just y'know mom and wife figure and all. Fair characterization that fits Marge's persistant ennui about her being limited by her status as housewife, or frustration that she's never the one engaging in the fun, but it should have been brought up in the beginning somehow, maybe instead of having evil Marge shoo away the family, have them go off on some fun activity and thoughtlessly but sincerely not imagine she wants to take part. Sets up a house with just these two and illustrates the state of mind before the basement scene. This execution is flawed, but honestly this time it feels like a nitpick I can let go, especially because it feels like Maggie here holds it together. From the beginning of the segment Maggie represents the unspoken gestures between nurturer and nurtured that define the value of being a parent, but Marge fueled by feeling unappreciated makes Maggie's sweet gestures at first insufficient, shattering a childhood WORLDS BEST MOM mug in the process, while all other nearby evidence only supports Marge's emotions, crummy gifts and photographs where she is left out, pushing her into a box, no wonder all the pressure waiting to burst. Last ditch effort, Maggie resorts to giving Marge a little pinch on the cheek, which as shown at the beginning is from a little bedtime ritual where the two give each other these pinches, and this is what snaps her out of it. From here all Marge has to do is what she does best, repress! In the end Marge defeats the Pookadook with her own ability to pretend nothing's wrong, and a vacuum cleaner she was given by a family who loves but may not understand her, now that's some tasty dark irony.
Honestly on first watch I already thought this was decent, the two halves switching between basic possession stuff and the resentment angle ala the movie didn't feel very reconciled but each worked on their own terms, but on second watch I realized Maggie actually does bring it all together, the very last moment kinda got me in the FEELS as they say, for a non-canon segment it gets to the root of the dichotomy of Marge's position in a way that supports her own valid version of the Babadook story, where she puts up with and accepts being taken for granted or boiled down to mother and wife because she knows they mean well and still love her, and one more cheek pinch is all it takes, a reminder of how important that is, Marge certainly has regrets and what-ifs but she wouldn't trade her family for the any number of alternate possibilities. Yet there's a sincerely fun Halloweeny energy too, it uses the source details as jumping off points to get a wild spooky chase going, Marge getting more and more evil and Maggie using whatever makeshift weapons she can to escape, it doesn't beat you over the head with the YOU WILL CRY IN FIVE SECONDS, its spooky when it should be and pulls back right at the end in a fitting way, it establishes a dynamic of comfort and care that makes the turn towards menace fun because you can imagine Maggie is in real danger, and it makes the emotions in resolving that feel earned. Its a novel Simpson pairing we don't get alot (if ever?) and turned out to be the smart choice for this story, Homer and Bart and Lisa all love Marge of course but y'know words get messy and they could likely make things worse in the heat of uhhhhhhhh Possession, its Maggie's unspoken and untainted love (oh woah oh) that resonates, the simple touches and smiles that make it all worth it. Here's the truth: on my second watch I did something I never do anymore, and just started...watching the segment. Just enjoying it like a bite-sized Halloween morsel, in a way I forgot was still an option with this show, even better Jean THOH segments I've liked in the HD era feel labored to be unique to be fun, this just feels like, easily rewatchable and sweet and fun and good. So yeah...great segment? How do I end these when the segment is good what's a snappy funny way to end something positive?