FarScapeR said:"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty. And if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called... 'The bus that couldn't slow down.'"
That was so funny! And the tape of Homer, Lenny and Carl while they were working ... classic.
I also laughed at ~
Marge: Homer, have you been drinking?
Homer: No. (Pause) Well, ten beers.
Skittlebrau said:Scully: "Now, we're going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?"
[the polygraph explodes]
Necromancer said:Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel! And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!
(MxPwr)Kwyjibo said:Nimoy : Hello, I'm Lenard Nimoy, the following tale of alien encounters is true, and by true I mean false. Its all lies, but they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that, the real truth? The answer is, No.