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    Favorite Absurd American Dad Jokes

    Got inspired by the thread in The Simpsons forum and thought the topic was equally fitting for American Dad, if not more. I'll start off with these three: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOGlCKF3o9w http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Awh3pZzgH4 Stan: You're coming with us, Roger. You got me into...
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    10 Worst Episodes, According to IMDB stats

    A new website called Graph TV turns IMDB episode ratings into a scatter plot. See more and overall trends of the series by season here: http://graphtv.kevinformatics.com/tt0096697 10. Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson (6.2/10) 9. Bart-Mangled Banner (6.2/10) 8. Another Simpsons Clip Show...
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    First "Horrifying" Moment on Family Guy

    Sorry if the title's an exaggeration. But basically the first three seasons of Family Guy are often hailed as the seasons that could offend here or there but never overdid the blood, vomit or abusive attitudes between the characters. Here I'm looking for the first moment in the series (most...
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    "Before and After" Puzzles You Won't See on Wheel of Fortune

    "Before and After" = last word of first phrase begins second phrase. Example: In this game you make them terrible. Bi-Polar Express Jack Black People Don't You Worry Child Pornography Money Ball Sack
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    Best Family Guy Christmas Episode

    My favorite is Road to the North Pole. Yeah, the first Christmas episode is classic, but Road to the North Pole is different in that it really feels like a Christmas special rather than a normal episode with a Christmas plot. Road to the North Pole's two songs are excellent, the art is very nice...
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    Create Simpsons Porn Titles

    You've been hired by some sick fuck who specializes in Rule 34 art to title the newest pornos he animated based on popular Simpsons episodes. Quick, help the poor guy out. Bart on the Road = Bart on the Chode Krusty Gets Busted = Krusty Gets Buttsexed Today I Am a Klown = Today I Am A-Plow'n...
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    Favorite snarky moments

    What is your favorite snarky moment when The Simpsons get critical in a way that's politically incorrect or will lead to some stupid viewer missing the sarcasm and getting offended? My favorite has to be this, from "Radioactive Man:" Milhouse: It's a sham, Bart! You get up on that movie...
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    Is This a Fucking Joke?

    Rewatched You Only Move Twice a few weeks ago and noticed the sign in this establishing shot. The First Church of Springfield, the Googolplex and town hall have all shown us that in Springfield, business signs are there for laughs. So this is a curious sign to me. The URL on the sign is very...
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    Rename Episodes Using Wordy, Awkward White Guy Talk

    "Please Homer, Don't Hammer Em" = "Homer, I Ask That You Do Not Proceed to Use That Hammer" "Sleeping With the Enemy" = "Engaging in Sexual Intercourse With the Adversary" "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" = "Whose Idea Was It to Point a Firearm in Montgomery Burns' General Direction?"
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    Write your own Family Guy cutaway

    Peter: This is worse than the time I watched The Big Band Theory. *cut to TV in living room showing super novas and stars* "We now return to The Big Bang Theory." [TV violently explodes. and a grotesquely disfigured Peter is sitting in the charred remains of his living room] Peter: *whining*...
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    Will we need a little more censorship? (TV violence)

    Confusing thread title. Let me elaborate. In the U.S. 2012 has been quite a tragic year for gun violence. We've had the Aurora, Colo. theater shooting, the Empire State Building incident, the Sikh church in Wisconsin, another Wisconsin shooting at a spa, and today, the Connecticut elementary...
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    Create shitty Simpsons episodes here

    Based on some thread years ago I can no longer find that made me laugh pretty hard. Although maybe I was juvenile at the time. Pretty simple concept, though. Bart vs. Springfield vs. Roe vs. Wade vs. God Hot Chip reprise their role as Bart's nutsack, who convince Bart to torch the abortion...
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    Favorite/least favorite "Neo-Simpsons" episode titles

    Feel free to elaborate on what you like/dislike rather than just rattling off titles. Good: Future Drama Flaming Moe Boy Meets Curl is kind of good in one of those "It's such a stupid attempt it's funny" ways That 90s Show Tis the Fifteenth Season A Star is Torn Brawl in the Family As for bad...
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    Pop songs you liked but were immediately forgotten

    A thread for music that managed to hit mainstream, but the little tweeny boppers weren't impressed, so you haven't actually heard it on the airwaves since it came out. (So therefore, any annoying Katy Perry or LMFAO song is automatically out because that shit stuck around.) I'm not saying...
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    The Awful Little Things in Simpsons Animation

    Are there little moments in the animation where the scene is okay, but then an additional action that's quite unrealistic is tacked on that makes it truly awful? Here's my example. I was watching Replaceable You tonight and when Mr. Burns tries to hug that lesbian, she crunches him into a...
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    What the hell is the deal with South Park in syndication?

    So the latest episode you can catch on local TV affiliates (or Comedy Central before 8PM) is Stanley's Cup, from season ten. While every season contains at least an episode or two the syndicates skip over, I can guarantee that most episodes can still be aired with one edit or two, so I don't...
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    The Simpsons iSketch

    http://www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml So this is pretty fun; I've been playing the general game itself for a few years, but I decided just yesterday to venture into the Simpsons room. It was more like enter and wait for another person to come play since I have never actually seen games in action...
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    Ralph moments that tank

    I probably won't even remember to set foot back in the Simpsons forum for this thread because it's "Worst episode ever weekly," but what are Ralph gags that didn't work at all for you? One of mine is, "Class, in what year was 1+1? The answer is: The Amazing Ralph." *jumps out window* Ralph's...
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    Early South Park elements you wish lasted

    What keeps South Park exciting is unlike The Simpsons, American Dad, Family Guy, etc. they are not deathly afraid of straying away from the status quo. The furthest The Simpsons will go is having the neighbor and the teacher nobody cares about date, where South Park has killed off several main...
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    The QUICKEST you've ever turned off an episode

    Turned on the TV tonight to Homer speaking three words. "Reclaim the land -" CLICK. It was "Dude, Where's My Ranch?" No.
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