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wait a minute..... so dan is actually dead? and nobody fucking alerted the authorities. wtf? how do you guys live with yourselves?

i fuckin' knew it.

so conventional wisdom tells us but i've got two words for you, my friend: grassy knoll.

i've noticed homer's voice hasn't really sounded the same since season one. i'm wondering if, much like sam simon, dan hasn't been involved with the show in many years but continues to get credited anyway possibly due to some conspiracy at the fox network. like maybe he was forced off and...

that wiki is more sacred to me than the us constitution.

did a bunch of kids just take turns shitting on a historical document? you should all feel deeply, deeply shamed.

further evidence.....

also when tom's not around, no one's saying, "where's tom?"

the people who post the least each day should get shit colored usernames to further encourage more activity.

flying hellfish tattoo or al jean with a heart around it maybe one that says, "go yellow or go home" oh! oh! i know! tattoo the words fallout boy on your chest!!!! wait, no, that's no good. people might think you're referring the simpsons character. scrap that idea. homer taking a dump on a...

trilogy of error will take this hands down.

what is this, the 90's? to be clear, i'm not mocking the vcr reference. i just didn't think people still watched new episodes of the simpsons.

cool. maybe ten years from now, they'll bring the simpsons back.

Herb. Homer's brother forgives him......then never speaks to him again.

family guy is on comedy central now?

that kid actually had lines in a few episodes and was voiced by phil hartman. groening has said they were planning on doing an episode around him season 11 but phil's untimely death derailed those plans. hopefully, they'll come to their senses and bring him back in a big way next season...

the simpsons is like a friend who's been slowly dying from cancer for twelve long years. you don't hate the guy. you just wish he'd get better or go quickly to end the suffering.

we all get less good looking over time. give her a break.

that's some fox news style spin on what was actually said. maybe he's said something like that to you in another thread or something that's making you jump to that conclusion, but the post in question says nothing even close to that. it's not even about you or anyone who dislikes the show...

oh for god's sake, no one was even close to being insulted by that post.