Homer:"And that talking coyote was just a talking dog"
(homer see dogs on street)
Dog:"Hey homer, find your soulmate!!!"
Homer:"Wait a minute!"
(looks at dog)
Dog:"woof!"
Homer:"Damn Straight!!!"
I feel these two are have the best one line quotes(and then some).
College Girl:"This is just like that 80 year old who pretended to be a freshman."
Moleman:"I just wanted some place to sit down..."
Nelson:"Aww, I feel like punching myself."
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