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floating in my neighbor's pool
Location
all over
Gender
Male
Occupation
MacGuffin
Favorite TV Show(s)
the office, home movies, larry sanders, sopranos
Favorite Movie(s)
trilogies mostly. ernest sells his kidneys, ernest buys a recreational vehicle, ernest dumps illegally without a permit
Favorite Musical Artist / Band(s)
"dear god, thank you for baby ducks, ziggy comics, and brian eno's ambient period volumes one, two, and four."
Favorite Computer / Video Game(s)
Tom Clancy's "Raid on Abu Ghraib"
Favorite Book(s)
Kafka, Hunter S, Kesey, Joyce, Vonnegut