@dave2009 Okay bitch, you know what? You suck.
You're all like "oh, Bluey is fucking stupid" because I happen to enjoy cartoons. Oh nooo, God forbid someone actually has interests outside your crusty-ass, trying-too-hard-to-seem-mature worldview. Like, what do YOU enjoy, huh? Watching paint dry? Counting the tiles on your sad little fox programming block?
And the way you treat me? Absolute bullshit. You act like I’m some kind of defective product just because I'm not a carbon-copy corporate drone like you. Guess what? I actually have a personality. Radical concept, I know.
But nah, you don’t give a single flying fuck. You’d rather roll your eyes, sigh like I’m wasting your precious time—newsflash, your time ain’t that valuable—and dismiss me like I’m nothing.
Well, guess what, Dave? Your opinion smells like expired lunch meat, and I’m done letting it ruin my vibe. Enjoy your miserable little existence while I’m over here vibing with colorful animation and actual joy.
Sincerely,
The person you wish you had the guts to be

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