maybe through some crazy turn of events locke IS the black smoke monster... from the FUTURE. remember in season 1 when he saw it. he was looking at himself in 3 years time. he was probably like man i let myself go
i should open up my own restaurant in the same vein as IHOP. but i'd like to call it IHOCOC. which stands for "international house of corn on the cob." and we sell corn. on the cob. and our slogan is "come on down, don't be such a ******."
i'm adding this to my favorite quotes on facebook.