writing, politics, writing about my interests
Jul 13, 1986 (Age: 36)
Favorite TV Show(s)
Futurama, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Firefly
Favorite Movie(s)
The Shining, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Office Space, Back to the Future, Life of Brian, Blazing Saddles, Airplane!
Favorite Musical Artist / Band(s)
The Beatles, The Beastie Boys, Pink Ployd, Smashing Pumpkins (90s), Nirvana, Sonic Youth, Jane's Addiction
Favorite Computer / Video Game(s)
Mario, 90s Sonic, Uncharted, Resident Evil 4, Batman: Arkham Asylum
Favorite Book(s)
1984, Goodbye Columbus, John Hodgman
Favorite Websites
The Onion, Facebook, A.V. Club


Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I've just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: why are you here?


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