Capt Hammer

August 1
Favorite TV Show(s)
The Simpsons, American Dad, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, Community, Dexter, Futurama, The Inbetweeners, Misfits, Modern Family, Sherlock.
Favorite Computer / Video Game(s)
Legend of Zelda, Mario Bros.


"Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And i'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! Because when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo, that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge. It's Chinatown!" - Homer's rant.